[Botherer] I had to look that up. As was observed in the blog where I foundm a definition, it's something vegetarians can't do. And it occurs to me that Jews wouldn't be able to either. Well, well, well.
[Simons Mith] Unless, of course, they were the wolfbagger, rather than the wolfbaggee... The fact that anyone would want to, though, disturbed me enough.
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Here's Sooty. What's that sooty? You think you'd like to be friends with this lady? Well, she certainly looks nice. Pardon, Sooty? You'd like to give her a kiss? Well, let's ask her if she minds. OK, then, you can kiss her. What's that? You'd like me to ask her out for a drink? Well, I'm not sure, I don't think much of her teeth. Hmm? Oh, you think she might get them fixed for me if we became friends. Well, what about the cellulite, Sooty? You think it's something to get hold of. Oh, you've made her blush now. I see. Well, I think you like her more than I do. Perhaps you should buy her a drink, Sooty. You don't have any money? All right, then, I guess I can. What would you like, sweetheart?
...and this one is a photo of me and my goat skinny dipping in the moonlight ... and this one is just the two of us at disneyland .... and this one....
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
qaDelmeH bov tuj pem vIlo'choHQo'. SoH 'IH 'ej belmoH law', 'oH belmoH puS. jar vagh tIpuq DIHo'bogh Sang SuS ro'. 'ej ratlhtaHmeH bov tuj leSpoH luvuS!
Oh, excuse me, let me wipe the spittle off your face.
Oops, mistook the game for another. Hastily tying to salvage the situation... How I envy you youngsters, it takes me most of the morning just to get up and fit to face the world.
You need to do a school science project on Electricity? Let me help out with an experiment. Yes, that's correct. Put your left finger in that empty light-bulb socket and then turn on the switch with your right.
The best way to find out where babies come from is to ask your parents as loud as you can. And do it in as public a place as possible so everyone can see how smart you are.
Sure your grandma bakes you nice cookies and cupcakes. But that's just to fatten you up, you see. She's actually Hansel and Gretel's witch in disguise.
The tooth-fairy is a no-good racketeer- a very bad lady. She leaves you just 25p for your tooth and then goes and sells it for two whole pounds. And Santa Claus, ho ho, could I tell you a thing or two about that guy!
Your parents are mistaken, cats and dogs do get along well together. It will be perfectly safe to drop Fluffy over the fence so she can make friends with the Wilson's Bull Terriers.
And, for that matter, Ah, you say that 3+5 is 8, but what stops it being 18? Consider rejecting the arbitrary axioms of mathematics, and you will see that it could just as easily be 235 or 835 or even five million! Hang on, I'll draw you a diagram.
Have you ever realised that people don't really exist? Not even you! Everyone is a sack of little processes, and that sense of being "you" is just one of those processes that thinks it's in charge, like the figurehead on a ship. And some people don't even have that -- they're just zombies! Maybe your parents are just zombies!
Fish sperm looks like the bubbles created by fairy liquid.....How I know this I am unsure...........Fairy liquid is like Dew and often found on or around Lillies!!!!!!
Do you recall the defective bicycle your parents returned to walmart last christmas? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you but, when your parents get back from the hospital with your new baby brother, he is going to be your replacement. You are being returned to the factory.
Yes, I have erred. I was responsible for the failure of the project. But I can take what's coming to me like a man. Here is the cane, hold on while I lower my trousers.
I suppose at least you have a good excuse for not being able to tell your arse from your elbow, since in your case they resemble each other so remarkably.
Of course I've been taking off early most days at 4PM. I didn't realise until just now that when you hired me you said there was a compulsory "forty hours a week" policy that employees must abide by, I mistook it for a "four tea hours a week" mandate.
We don't believe in constraint or restricting his natural creativity. So for the last four years he's been running wild in the garden, learning from nature.