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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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Why not give the goldfish a cuddle?
Do you think your little sister will fit in the washing machine?
Hello I'm Plump
The tooth-fairy is a no-good racketeer- a very bad lady. She leaves you just 25p for your tooth and then goes and sells it for two whole pounds. And Santa Claus, ho ho, could I tell you a thing or two about that guy!
We could surprise mummy by putting the television on ebay. Shall we try it?
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