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Coming In During Dinner
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The count has been counted, Returning Officers have returned, and party rosettes have been trampled underfoot in the Town Hall Chamber at the end of election night.
Get your glad rags on for the Local Party Election Victory Ball at the Town Hall Ballroom, 7.30pm for 8pm, black tie, carriages at midnight. But there are bound to be one or two late-comers...
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Prithee all abase y'selves before Mr and Mrs Bennettlookatthelengthofthatticketqueue and their son Gordon. (trad.)
From North of the border come Mr & Mrs Cutta Cup with their sone Cal
And here they come, weaving through the gates with a swish, that popular Neskiing couple, Al & Pi.
From Spain, Mr & Mrs Hundred-Metres are here, and a short dash away is their son Juan driving their 4 x 4
And behind them that popular couple from the world of televised sport, Mr and Mrs Cingfromwarwick and their son Ray.
Make way for Mr & Mrs National and their Gran.
Here comes Mrs. Tuckyderby with her husband Ken and Mr. Te with his lovely wife Kara; here's Mr. and Mrs. Wando who've brought along their little tyke, accompanied by Mrs. Ido and her husband Ike.
[irach] Couldn't Ken Do come, or Solly "The Jew" Jitsu?
And here we have Mr. Larts his wife Martia, accompanied by their daughter Pauline who came by Tram.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Deeanappleizfivehundred and their son Ian
Please be upstanding for Mr & Mrs Manteetee and their biker daughter Isla
A big hand for the Raleigh brothers, Monty and Carlo.
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Mulerwan and their quadruplets, known as the Four.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Sh and their son Lou and his friend Bob Slay
Please give a rousing welcome to Mrs. Atta and her husband Reg and Mr. Ving who's accompanied by his lady Di; look- here's Mr. Vault with his fiancee from Wroclaw- (she's a Pole), and Mr. Xing with his wife Bo.
From the International Olympic Committee, please welcome from Spain, Senor Slipofthefingerandthewrongsoddingcitygetstheolympics and his button-pushing pal, Juan
Here comes Mrs. Mostlost-DeMatch with her husband Al, followed by Mrs. Tplace and her husband N. Lars; Oh! and here come Miss Elle Bow and her fiance T. Ennis.
Are we fed up of the continual party circuit yet? Is it time for a new game?
It would seem so - since it's been a week since you posed that question: Mornington Crescent.
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for rab*
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