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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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World's Worst Thing To Say To Someone Else's Children

You'd like to be able to fly? Well, take this umbrella and climb on to the roof. I'll help.
If you end up on the road, make sure you walk on those dotted white lines, because you'll be safe from the cars there
You need to do a school science project on Electricity? Let me help out with an experiment. Yes, that's correct. Put your left finger in that empty light-bulb socket and then turn on the switch with your right.
Your mama IS your real mama. Your papa, well, I just don't know... You look an awful lot like the postman, don't you think?
You do know you'll end up looking like your Mum/Dad? (delete as appropriate)
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