mc5 - World's Worsest

Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.

"Hey, very stylish girl. I love the way the colour of your shoes matches your teeth" (Green)

Okay, okay, one more story. This one's by a sweet old man called Lovecraft.

Excellent. Now for

Worst things to say to your boss

B*gger off

Raak

You want me to do what? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!