mc5 - World's Worsest

Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.

I love 90-hour weeks.

Juxtapose

Hold on, I'm guessing this call is more important than anything you were about to say

I'm "working from home" today, if you get my drift.

*hiss* *gasp* Yes, my master *hiss*

Projoy

What do you mean, you've never had a sex change?