mc5 - World's Worsest

Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.

I'm "working from home" today, if you get my drift.

*hiss* *gasp* Yes, my master *hiss*

Projoy

What do you mean, you've never had a sex change?

Shouldn't you be in senior management at your age?

If you're so f*in clever then you bleedin' well do it