mc5 - World's Worsest

If you're so f*in clever then you bleedin' well do it

Ahem... Aren't those Miss Pendergrast's pantyhose lying in a heap under your desk? She does go beyond the call of secretarial duty, doen't she?

Slick Willy

We're practically family for I've been having a liaison with your wife. But that's not the half of it, your daughter is 7 weeks pregnant.

Botherer

Badges? We don't need your stinking badges!

irach

Of course I've been taking off early most days at 4PM. I didn't realise until just now that when you hired me you said there was a compulsory "forty hours a week" policy that employees must abide by, I mistook it for a "four tea hours a week" mandate.