I saw a mouse! Where? There on the stair! Where on the stair? Right there! A little mouse with pants on. Well I declare! Going clip, clippetty clop on the stair.
The pants of the righteous man are beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of zippers. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the pants through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost pants. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my pants. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my pants upon you.
[rab] Thanks! Ned's Atomic Dustpants Now then, Mr. Spiggott, you are, are you not, applying for the role of TarzPants Sir Bedevere: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be pants shaped Gregory: I'm Pants, and so's my wife
Pants Curry? Second Pepperpot: Penguins don't come from next door! They come from the Antarctic! First Pepperpot: PANTS!!! Second Pepperpot: Why'd'you say "Pants!" then? First Pepperpot: I panicked.
He was known as 'Mad Carew By the subs at Kathmandu, He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell, But, for all his foolish pants, He was worshipped in the ranks, And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well. John Milton, The Green Pants of the Little Yellow God.
Yet still He stares with silent unforgiving eye Blood gushes forth from out his gaping pants And yet stains not the ground! See! How he points A bloody **nger, as he might accuse.
Lipstick on your pants told a tale on you. Lipstick on your pants said you were untrue. Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through, Cos lipstick on your pants told a tale on you.
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (Brrroooo!) Norman Michael (dingaling!) (pheeeep!) Edward (aroooogah!) (chuffity chuffity!) (bzzzzzzzt!) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (BANK!) William (silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Pants.
After you've gone, and left me crying After you've gone, there's no denying You'll feel blue, you'll feel sad You'll miss the greatest pants you ever had.
Spitting Image's classic - He's never met a nice South Afripants, and that's not bluddi surprising, Mon, 'cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths with no sense of humour.
Smiths classics If it's not love, then it's the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants that will bring us together. (Ask me I won't say pants how could I) Pantslifters of the wooooooorld, Unite and take over. Bigpants strikes again. The boy with the thorn in his pants I could go on all night. [Edmund Blackadder] Not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't
My grandfather's pants were too tall for the shelf, So they stood ninety years on the floor. They were taller by half than the old man himself, But they weighed not a pennyweight more.
Baldrick: This one's called "The German pants" George: Oh, spiffing! Yes, let's hear that! Baldrick: Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants Pants, Pants, Pants Pants, Pants Pants, Pants Blackadder: Pants, Pants, Pants? Baldrick: How did you guess, sir? George: I say, sir! Now that is spooky!
Supreme over other kings, lordly in appearance, Gilgamesh is the hero, born of Uruk, the goring wild bull. He walks out in front, the leader, and walks at the rear, trusted by his companions. Mighty net, protector of his people, raging flood-wave who destroys even pants of stone!
Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel room window? Sydney Opera Pants perhaps? The Hanging Pants of Babylon? Herds of Wildebeest sweeping across the pants....
If you can keep your pants when all about you, are loosing theirs and blaming you. If you can trust your pants when all men doubt you, and make allowance for their pants too...
(Retaining the Beatles theme) Strawberry Pants Forever, Lucy in the Sky with Pants, Penny Pants, All You Need is Pants, Yellow Pants, etc, etc (That's enough Beatles - ed.)
OK, how about ABBA? Knowing Me, Knowing Pants, Take A Chance On Pants, One Of Us Is Pants, Thank You For The Pants, Lay All Your Pants On Me, etc, etc (That's enough ABBA - ed.)
Can't beat Dylan! Blowin' in the Pants, Mr Tambourine Pants, Bob Dylan's Pants, Pants of Spanish Leather, Get Your Pants Off! Just Like Tom Thumb's Pants, Man in the Long Black Pants (I think we get the idea - ed.)
It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight With your pants on your hips You pull your knees in ti-i-i-ight But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane! Let's do the pants-warp again!
And in the beginning was the word, and the word was Pants. And the pants were without form and void, and the Pants hovered over the face of the waters..."
Lend all thine ear but few thy pants...costly thy pants as purse can buy...for the pants oft proclaim the man....those pants thou hast, and their adoption tried, grapple to thy soul with hoops of steel..." that's enough Hamlet, ed.
More Hamlet: "There's a divinity that shapes our pants, rough-hew them how we may...Rosencranz and Guildernstern are pants....He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his pants again...O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my pants in twain....Lady, shall I lie in thy pants?..."Now, I think that really is enough Hamlet, ed.
"The pants the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king...'Tis a custom more honoured in the breach than in the pants...O that these too, too sullied pants would thaw, melt and resolve themselves into dew...Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to take arms against a sea of pants...For in that sleep of death who knows what pants may come...The undiscovered pants...In this respect, their pants turn awry and lose the name of action." Cease!
SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle. FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO BERNARDO Who's there? FRANCISCO Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself. BERNARDO Long live the king! FRANCISCO Bernardo? BERNARDO He. FRANCISCO You come most carefully upon your pants.I have asked you rudely not to mangle Hamlet. You leave me no choice but to ask you rudely again. Ed.
A Midsummer Night's Pants, King Pants, Henry IV Pants I, Henry IV Pants 2, All's Well that Pants Well, A Comedy of Pants, A Winter's Pants, Two Pants of Verona, Anthony and Cleopantstra, Titus PantsdronicusThat's more than enough Shakespants, ed.
Pants in the afternoon, A farewell to pants, The Old Man and the Pants or Clancy Patriot Pants, The Hunt for Red Pants, Red Pants Rising, The Sum of All Pants we get the drift, ed. Bring Me the Pants of Alfredo Garcia...
Far and few, far and few, are the lands where the jumblies live. Their heads are green their eyes are blue and they sailed to sea in some pants they did, in some pants they sailed to sea!
Someone must have done this before: There may be trouble ahead But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance Let's face the music, and pants.
Gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin', Blues coming down like hail. Mmmm mmmm, gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin', Blues comin' down like hail. And the days keep on worryin' me, There's a hellhound on my pants. Hellhound on my pants, mmm hmmm.
"Pants in America" "Never Gonna Give You Pants" "Better the Pants You Know" "Cruel Pants" "Pants in the Third Degree" "Especially for Pants" "The Power of Pants"
"There's some Y-Fronts made of China, Going nowhere on the mantle-piece Now do I lie like a lounge room lizard Or do I sing like a bird released Everywhere you go, Always take your pants, your pants with you"
Eleanor Rigby picks up the pants in a church where a wedding has been. Lives in a dream. Stands at the window, wearing the pants that she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for?
All my pants are brown (pants are brown). And the pants are grey (pants are grey). I went for some pants (went for some pants), On a winter's day... etc, etc Kim, correction, just another manic pantsday was by the Pantbangles, not Banpantsarama. Easy pants to make
Oh Annie, I'm not your panties (Mama's pants are papa's pants) Oh Annie, I'm not your panties (Mama's pants are papa's pants) See, if I was in your pants, then you wouldn't be so ugly...
If you're going to San Pantsisco Be sure to wear some flowers in your pants [Alt. Pants in your hair] If you're going to Pants Fransisco You're sure to meet some gentle pants there
And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the pants? You better run, you better take cover."
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants Pants are demanding without understanding I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the pants where you belong But where do pants belong?
Pants are charming Pants are super They can work computers Pants are good And if they could Would enter the Olympics. Pants are beautiful Pants are grand Remind me often of my homeland Attractive, brown and tasty too Oh pants are good for you!
In pants, everything is fine In pants, everything is fine In pants, everything is fine You've got your good pants, and I've got mine (from the film Eraserpants)
Purple Pants were in my brain, lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny but I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the pants. Jimi Hedrix - "Purple Pants", from his "Are Pants Experienced?" Album
Say everybody, have you seen my pants? They're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, Just stick my pants in your mouth Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty pants Stick them in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate, salty pants They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you So suck on my pants. (Chef - from South Pants)
When your'e weary, feeling small. When tears are in your pants, I will comfort you. (See! See! See! See! See! See what I've done? Tears has two meanings... See!)
I like big pants and i cannot lie you other brothuz can't deny that when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face your pants sprung !