Smiths classics
If it's not love, then it's the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants that will bring us together. (Ask me I won't say pants how could I)
Pantslifters of the wooooooorld, Unite and take over.
Bigpants strikes again.
The boy with the thorn in his pants
I could go on all night. [Edmund Blackadder] Not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't

Shurely, a bayonet through your pants?)

[(Ed] Yes, that did cross my mind, in fact the original post was to be pants but I "pulled it out at the last minute". I really could go on all night.

Jaffar: Hmmm, Only one may enter. I must find this 'one' this 'diamond in the pants