mc5 - The Pants Game Does Dallas

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got as full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants.

All in all, you're just another brick in the pants.

[rab] Thanks!
Ned's Atomic Dustpants
Now then, Mr. Spiggott, you are, are you not, applying for the role of TarzPants
Sir Bedevere: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be pants shaped
Gregory: I'm Pants, and so's my wife

I Say, Porter!

If I said you had beautiful pants would you hold them against me?

I Say, Porter!

Pants Curry?
Second Pepperpot: Penguins don't come from next door! They come from the Antarctic!
First Pepperpot: PANTS!!!
Second Pepperpot: Why'd'you say "Pants!" then?
First Pepperpot: I panicked.