mc5 - The Pants Game Does Dallas

Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.

If poop had value, the poor would be born without pants.

I'm going to tell you how it's gonna be
You're going to give your pants to me

Your fathers pants. He wanted you to have them when you were old enough

These aren't the pants you're looking for.

Chief Orc

The pants are strong my lord...