Purple Pants were in my brain, lately things don't seem the same, actin' funny but I don't know why 'scuse me while I kiss the pants. Jimi Hedrix - "Purple Pants", from his "Are Pants Experienced?" Album
Say everybody, have you seen my pants? They're big and salty and brown. If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, Just stick my pants in your mouth Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty pants Stick them in your mouth and suck 'em Suck on my chocolate, salty pants They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you So suck on my pants. (Chef - from South Pants)
When your'e weary, feeling small. When tears are in your pants, I will comfort you. (See! See! See! See! See! See what I've done? Tears has two meanings... See!)
I like big pants and i cannot lie you other brothuz can't deny that when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face your pants sprung !