I was so upset that I cried all the way to the pants shop.

Ev'ry woman, ev'ry man, join the caravan of love
Pants up! Pants up!(shurely 'pants down' - ed.)

And why, forsooth, are you accompanied
By these pants, so dank and tawdry?

He was known as 'Mad Carew
By the subs at Kathmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell,
But, for all his foolish pants,
He was worshipped in the ranks,
And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.
John Milton, The Green Pants of the Little Yellow God.