or, alternatively, "No one can make you feel pants without your consent."

"He would say pants, wouldn't he?" expose all the pants at the top

Gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues coming down like hail.
Mmmm mmmm, gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues comin' down like hail.
And the days keep on worryin' me,
There's a hellhound on my pants.
Hellhound on my pants, mmm hmmm.

Not forgetting, of course, the classic -
Woke up this morning, looked around for my pants...

Reminds me of the old Herman's Hermits song:-
Woke up this morning, feeling pants.
There's something special on my pants...