mc5 - If you're **** and you know it **** your ****

Wol

**** on **** and **** on ****;
**** on **** and **** **** ****;
**** **** **** tied up with string;
These are a few of my favourite things.

blamelewis

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I ***ing here?

Tuj

God **** our **** Queen,
God **** our glorious ****
God **** the Queen.

Kimmie

Oh, my **** is like a red, red ****
That's newly **** in June
Oh, my **** is like a ****
That's sweetly **** in ****
As **** art thou, my bonnie ****,
So deep in **** am I
And I will **** thee still, my dear,
Till all the **** gang ****.

Zooological Keeper

I've been searching for ****
On the streets, in the faces passing by.
I've been searching for ****,
But it's right there in your eyes.

Bob the dog

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers ****ming,
Eleven Pipers ***ing,
Ten Lords a ****ing,
Nine Ladies ****ing,
Eight Maids a ****ing,
Seven Swans a ****ming,
Six ***** a Laying,
Five **** Rings!
Four ****ing Birds,
Three French ****,
Two ****le Doves
and a **** **** in a **** ****.

Rosie

Nymphs and shepherds
**** away, **** away.
Nymphs and shepherds
**** away, **** away
****, ****, ****, **** away!

Dujon

Once a **** swagman ****ed by a billabong
Under the **** of a **** ****
And he **** as he **** and waited 'til his **** boiled
You'll come a ****ing matilda with me

****ing Matilda, ****ing Matilda
You'll come a ****ing Matilda with me
And he **** as he **** and waited 'til his **** boiled
You'll come a ****ing Matilda with me

Rosie

Some people like to ****
Some people like to ****
Some people like to **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
Let's have a **** ........forgotten the rest of it :-(

ZK

I like to ****, ****, ****, apples and bananas,
I like to ****, ****, ****, apples and bananas... (The song continues, with each alphabetical variation getting progressively lewder and therefore unsuitable for the pure minds on this forum.)

Kim

You better **** out
you better not ****
you better not ****
I'm telling you why
**** **** is ****ing to ****
He's making a ****
And ****ing it twice
Gonna **** out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is ****ing to ****

He knows when you are ****ing
He knows when you're a ****
He knows if you've been **** or ****
So be **** for goodness sake

[Repeat ****]

ZK

**** ****, black sheep,
Have you any ****?
Yes, ****, yes, ****,
Three bags full.
**** for the ****er, and **** for the dame,
And **** for the little **** who ****s down the ****.

Toby

Bring me my **** of burning ****!
Bring me my **** of desire!
Bring me my ****, oh **** unfold!
Bring me my **** of fire!

I will not cease from **** ****,
Nor shall my **** rest in my hand,
Till we have **** ****,
In ****'s **** and **** ****.

Kim

I could have ****ed all night
I could have ****ed all night
And still have begged for more
I could have **** my ****
And **** a thousand things
I'd never **** before
I'll never know what made it so exciting
When all at once my **** took flight
I only know when he began to **** with me
I could have ****ed, ****ed, ****ed..all night.

Rosie

Yeah, yeah, yeah
She ***** you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She ***** you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

DrQu+xum

It's time to play the *****,
It's time to ***** the *****,
It's time to raise the ******* on the ****** Show tonight.

It's time to put on ******,
It's time to ***** up right,
It's time to **** the Muppets on the ****** Show tonight.

Why do we always come ****?
I guess we'll never ****.
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to ***** the ****.

*trumpet solo*

And now let's get ****** started.
(crowd)Why don't you get ****** started!
It's time to get ****** started,
On the most *****tional, in********nal, cele*******, Muppet*****al,
This is what we **** the **** Show!

*BLAAAAT!*

DrQu+xum

There is a ***** in New Orleans, they call the Rising ***.
And it's been the **** of every young boy, and God knows I'm ***.

My mother was a ******, she ***** my new blue jeans,
My father was a ******* man, down in New Orleans.

Now the only thing a ******* needs, is a ****case and a **unk.
And the only **** he's satisfied, is when he's all **unk.

Oh Momma, **** your children. Not to do what I have ****;

***** your life in ******* ******. In the House of the Rising ***.

flerdle

Well, since my baby **** me,
I've found a new ***** to *****.
It's down the end of ****** ******
At ********** Hotel.

You make me so ****** baby,
I get so ******,
I get so ******, I could ***.

Chalky

Last night I said these words to my girl:
"You know you never even try, girl"
Come on [come on], Come on [come on],
Come ON [come on], COME ON! [come on!]
Please **** me, o yeah,
Like I **** you.