You have to spend 6 months in't dales, dipping sheep!!!!

You have an unusual fondness for sheep.

On a plate.

They aren't as compliant as one might expect. Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.

Welsh sheepshagger jokes will be treated with the utmost disdain.

Scottish sheepshagger jokes will be most welcome

Jokes about Kiwi sheep shaggers are thin on the ground!

Kiwis in this case are flightless birds

I don't think unemployed air stewardesses would like to addressed thus.

Trolly Dollies keep shares in Avon cosmetics at a Premium! (The amount of foundation sold alone could surface the Pan american highway at least 4 times in 1 year!)

In view of the above, they've renamed it the Pan-Stick American Highway. It's surfaced in a shade of American Tan for spring, and has blue mascara'd grasses fringing its verges. Unfortunately it gunks up tyres, wheels and brakes something chronic, and supplies of make-up remover at car-washes all over the US are running at an all-time low.

You don't live anywhere near it, have no intention of going, and happen to own a huge factory that makes make-up remover.

The USA intend to build the Pan global highway followed by the Pan Galactic highway very soon, and the The Vogons have bought shares in both Rimmel and Avon cosmetics!!! Come back Douglas Adams we miss you!!!!!

You didn't buy "The Salmon of Doubt"

Doggy has decided to end the game, as he is looking for a spot to start off a Bad Tempered Mornington Crescent game, and this is the only one he feels he has really played in enough to KILL.

Well thank god that is over.

There's a spate of psychotic sounding WORDS and RAGE out there.

C**t,Bo***x,Tw*t,F**k................

Botox only has one T (though cart, twit and funk were all flawlessly spelled. Keep up the good work!).