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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Jokes about Kiwi sheep shaggers are thin on the ground!
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Kiwis in this case are flightless birds
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I don't think unemployed air stewardesses would like to addressed thus.
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Trolly Dollies keep shares in Avon cosmetics at a Premium! (The amount of foundation sold alone could surface the Pan american highway at least 4 times in 1 year!)
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In view of the above, they've renamed it the Pan-Stick American Highway. It's surfaced in a shade of American Tan for spring, and has blue mascara'd grasses fringing its verges. Unfortunately it gunks up tyres, wheels and brakes something chronic, and supplies of make-up remover at car-washes all over the US are running at an all-time low.
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Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at Discord