**** on **** and **** on ****;
**** on **** and **** **** ****;
**** **** **** tied up with string;
These are a few of my favourite things.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I ***ing here?

God **** our **** Queen,
God **** our glorious ****
God **** the Queen.

Oh, my **** is like a red, red ****
That's newly **** in June
Oh, my **** is like a ****
That's sweetly **** in ****
As **** art thou, my bonnie ****,
So deep in **** am I
And I will **** thee still, my dear,
Till all the **** gang ****.

I've been searching for ****
On the streets, in the faces passing by.
I've been searching for ****,
But it's right there in your eyes.