It's time to play the *****,
It's time to ***** the *****,
It's time to raise the ******* on the ****** Show tonight.

It's time to put on ******,
It's time to ***** up right,
It's time to **** the Muppets on the ****** Show tonight.

Why do we always come ****?
I guess we'll never ****.
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to ***** the ****.

*trumpet solo*

And now let's get ****** started.
(crowd)Why don't you get ****** started!
It's time to get ****** started,
On the most *****tional, in********nal, cele*******, Muppet*****al,
This is what we **** the **** Show!

*BLAAAAT!*

There is a ***** in New Orleans, they call the Rising ***.
And it's been the **** of every young boy, and God knows I'm ***.

My mother was a ******, she ***** my new blue jeans,
My father was a ******* man, down in New Orleans.

Now the only thing a ******* needs, is a ****case and a **unk.
And the only **** he's satisfied, is when he's all **unk.

Oh Momma, **** your children. Not to do what I have ****;

***** your life in ******* ******. In the House of the Rising ***.

Well, since my baby **** me,
I've found a new ***** to *****.
It's down the end of ****** ******
At ********** Hotel.

You make me so ****** baby,
I get so ******,
I get so ******, I could ***.

Last night I said these words to my girl:
"You know you never even try, girl"
Come on [come on], Come on [come on],
Come ON [come on], COME ON! [come on!]
Please **** me, o yeah,
Like I **** you.

Should auld acquaintance be ****,
And never brought to ****?
Should auld acquaintance be ****,
And auld lang syne?
CHORUS: For auld lang syne, my ****,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of **** yet,
For auld lang syne!
And surely ye'll be your ****,
And surely I'll be mine,
And we'll tak a cup o **** yet,
For auld lang syne!
We twa hae **** about the braes,
And pou'd the gowans ****,
But we've wander'd monie a weary fit,
Sin auld lang syne.
We twa hae **** in the burn
Frae morning sun till ****,
But seas between us **** hae ****
And there's a hand my trusty ****,
And gie's a hand o thine,
And we'll tak a right guid-willie ****,
For auld lang sy