This is a musical round, with **** **** at the piano. Let's hear your songs, but carefully **** so as to avoid upsetting the ****, **** and **** who might be listening.
I like to ****, ****, ****, apples and bananas, I like to ****, ****, ****, apples and bananas... (The song continues, with each alphabetical variation getting progressively lewder and therefore unsuitable for the pure minds on this forum.)
You better **** out you better not **** you better not **** I'm telling you why **** **** is ****ing to **** He's making a **** And ****ing it twice Gonna **** out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is ****ing to ****
He knows when you are ****ing He knows when you're a **** He knows if you've been **** or **** So be **** for goodness sake
**** ****, black sheep, Have you any ****? Yes, ****, yes, ****, Three bags full. **** for the ****er, and **** for the dame, And **** for the little **** who ****s down the ****.
I could have ****ed all night I could have ****ed all night And still have begged for more I could have **** my **** And **** a thousand things I'd never **** before I'll never know what made it so exciting When all at once my **** took flight I only know when he began to **** with me I could have ****ed, ****ed, ****ed..all night.