**** ****, black sheep,
Have you any ****?
Yes, ****, yes, ****,
Three bags full.
**** for the ****er, and **** for the dame,
And **** for the little **** who ****s down the ****.

Bring me my **** of burning ****!
Bring me my **** of desire!
Bring me my ****, oh **** unfold!
Bring me my **** of fire!

I will not cease from **** ****,
Nor shall my **** rest in my hand,
Till we have **** ****,
In ****'s **** and **** ****.

I could have ****ed all night
I could have ****ed all night
And still have begged for more
I could have **** my ****
And **** a thousand things
I'd never **** before
I'll never know what made it so exciting
When all at once my **** took flight
I only know when he began to **** with me
I could have ****ed, ****ed, ****ed..all night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
She ***** you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She ***** you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

It's time to play the *****,
It's time to ***** the *****,
It's time to raise the ******* on the ****** Show tonight.

It's time to put on ******,
It's time to ***** up right,
It's time to **** the Muppets on the ****** Show tonight.

Why do we always come ****?
I guess we'll never ****.
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to ***** the ****.

*trumpet solo*

And now let's get ****** started.
(crowd)Why don't you get ****** started!
It's time to get ****** started,
On the most *****tional, in********nal, cele*******, Muppet*****al,
This is what we **** the **** Show!

*BLAAAAT!*