I could have ****ed all night
I could have ****ed all night
And still have begged for more
I could have **** my ****
And **** a thousand things
I'd never **** before
I'll never know what made it so exciting
When all at once my **** took flight
I only know when he began to **** with me
I could have ****ed, ****ed, ****ed..all night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
She ***** you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She ***** you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

It's time to play the *****,
It's time to ***** the *****,
It's time to raise the ******* on the ****** Show tonight.

It's time to put on ******,
It's time to ***** up right,
It's time to **** the Muppets on the ****** Show tonight.

Why do we always come ****?
I guess we'll never ****.
It's like a kind of torture,
To have to ***** the ****.

*trumpet solo*

And now let's get ****** started.
(crowd)Why don't you get ****** started!
It's time to get ****** started,
On the most *****tional, in********nal, cele*******, Muppet*****al,
This is what we **** the **** Show!

*BLAAAAT!*

There is a ***** in New Orleans, they call the Rising ***.
And it's been the **** of every young boy, and God knows I'm ***.

My mother was a ******, she ***** my new blue jeans,
My father was a ******* man, down in New Orleans.

Now the only thing a ******* needs, is a ****case and a **unk.
And the only **** he's satisfied, is when he's all **unk.

Oh Momma, **** your children. Not to do what I have ****;

***** your life in ******* ******. In the House of the Rising ***.

Well, since my baby **** me,
I've found a new ***** to *****.
It's down the end of ****** ******
At ********** Hotel.

You make me so ****** baby,
I get so ******,
I get so ******, I could ***.