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... so help me God.
help
I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I was sent here by God!
It's true. I sent him.
GPS San=tnav systems are great! we'd be lost without them..
And where would we be without plate tectonics?
Where we've always been.
Yes, roiling around on a thin crust over a boiling planet, getting ready to hurl us into a gaseous cloud of our own making. But, now for something completely different.
Unbelievable but true - I saw a 14-yr-old girl walking down my road not talking into a mobile phone, or fiddling with the buttons, and appeared even not to have such a device about her person.
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i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fuck
i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked
Sorry? An eighty-niner? It's a new one on me.
Ah, here's a definition of an eighty-niner, which is perfectly innocuous and worksafe, unlike this page now. :)
I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face
My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.
i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'
Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!
Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?
[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!
If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.
Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card
...Stephen Hawking invented green hair spray, the self-winding clockwork watch, and Namibia.
I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.
Now, let's not start that again...
Today my thoughts have been mainly about a hairdresser giving the best haircut she'll ever give in her life to a man who will be decapitated the next day
I'm a professor of Doxology.
i'n a prefesor of disleksia
i am also one of the worlds leading authorities on schizophrenia, and so am i
long long ago in a distant tyme before god ever contemplated man earth was one vast stage without props nor music nor aspiring actors until one fateful night alongside a goat trail in the far himalayas a camel cricket farted and the audience busted out in a laughter that has not abated to this day
This game is now finished.
I shan't be posting here.
Furthermore, I will not multipost
Games like this shouldn't be allowed to continue
In my spare time I train dogs to chase one-man-bands.
June is busting out all over.
June is a buxom lass.
i am a buxom lad
The writer of the human genome was the founder of the National Association of Dyslexics (D.N.A.)and also belonged to the Association of Certified Genetic Tricksters (A.C.T.G.)
When I grow up, I want to be mayor of the moon
I am the current mayor of the moon. On this evidence, I shall soon be promoting Projoy from Receptionist to Bodyguard.
I present a motion we turn a thoroughbred stud horse out to pasture with that mare on the moon, and raise us a nonpareil colt to enter in the Kentucky Derby, all those opposed say neigh!
i also have intentions of entering the Kentucky Derby, but have lost the starting handle for my racing turkey
This game is further proof of the transmigration of the soul, for in a previous life it WAS the gospel.
I only buy "Alibi" brand colanders.
sounds like great fun !! wish that i could have been there
I am hesitant to believe anything I read here.
God bless any child in this world and beyond
Shit happens, is it?
Actually, although shit happens in many parts of the world, in certain parts of Surrey, it occurs.
Shit happens, is it?
Excrement occurs, isn't it?
Green peace, blue sky
Red Sonja, brown trousers.
Pink Oboe, Chocolate Speedway
Orange Wednesday, Blue Monday
Silver Surfer, Golden Showers
Red leather, yellow leather
Whitechapel, Blackfriars
Deep Purple, Pink Floyd
Green Day, Whitesnake
Frigid Pink, Shocking Blue
Blue cheese, red onions
Green Onions, White Rabbit
White Dwarf, Black Hole
Green Eggs, Red Fish
Scarlett O'Hara, Magenta Divine
Professor Plum, Colonel Mustard
Meyer Brown Rowe and Moore, Norton Rose
Asta la vista, wht does it mean?
Nedolgo tolko zhili byli
Zhili byli...
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