mc5 - ... so help me God.

Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!

Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?

[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!

If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.

Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card