mc5 - ... so help me God.

If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.

Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card

...Stephen Hawking invented green hair spray, the self-winding clockwork watch, and Namibia.

I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.

Now, let's not start that again...