mc5 - ... so help me God.

My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.

i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'

Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!

Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?

[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!