When I grow up, I want to be mayor of the moon

I am the current mayor of the moon. On this evidence, I shall soon be promoting Projoy from Receptionist to Bodyguard.

I present a motion we turn a thoroughbred stud horse out to pasture with that mare on the moon, and raise us a nonpareil colt to enter in the Kentucky Derby, all those opposed say neigh!

i also have intentions of entering the Kentucky Derby, but have lost the starting handle for my racing turkey

This game is further proof of the transmigration of the soul, for in a previous life it WAS the gospel.