mc5 - ... so help me God.

i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked

Sorry? An eighty-niner? It's a new one on me.

Ah, here's a definition of an eighty-niner, which is perfectly innocuous and worksafe, unlike this page now. :)

I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face

My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.