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HEY GUYS IM FROM STANLY .N.C. I NEED COCK LIKE CRACKHEADS NEED ROCK,I WILL SWALLOW YOUR LOAD I AM SERIOUS .SLICK THANKS FOR STICKING IT IN MY STANKHOLE. U TO DAMIEN LOCKRIDGE WE HAD FUN TOSSING EACH OTHERS SALAD.PECO MCCORCKLE I WANT U TO STICK ME AGAIN BABY BOY.WOODY ITS ALRIGHT IF U AND DAMIEN WANT TO KEEP SCREWING.I GUESS I WILL DIE GAY ,BUT I DONT WANT TO CHANGE I LUV BLACK COCK.
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Damien Lockridge was my headmaster at Eton.
I see that the Very Reverend Dr David Polson has been at it again.
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Everyone in Britain knows what that meant.
Saddam Hussein was found in a stankhole.
Black Cock is a liquor made of chicken feathers.
Roosters eat nothing but cornflakes.
The 76th Academy Awards were an evening of drama, excitement and surprise.
I hate Billy Crystal.
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I used to be in charge of the cheese board but it kept sticking to me.
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I fell headlong into a cesspit today and was suprised to discover two lovers having a secret rendezpoo.
I once knew a greasy Pole. His english was quite difficult to understand but he was otherwise very charming.
I have a marmalade hard drive.
Jam is a myth invented by the Chinese.
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Edward Monkton cards are self-explanatory.
I have a glass ear, pardon?
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I'm off to a barium restaurant tonight to enjoy a barium meal.
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Windows are the eyes of the soul.
All shelving in Nairobi must be put up at 35 degrees to the horizontal, according to a byelaw passed in 1943.
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The National Sound Archive is facing investigation after staff used early wax cylinders as hair curlers.
Most badgers can rap at an average speed of 70 wpm
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