I once knew a greasy Pole. His english was quite difficult to understand but he was otherwise very charming.

I have a marmalade hard drive.

Jam is a myth invented by the Chinese.

Every Tuesday I have performed an intricate jazz dance on top of the Empire State Building to "Soldier of Love". I find it does wonders for my health, particularly my feet.

More women in Britain go into labour during "Balamory" than during any other programme.