I have a marmalade hard drive.

Jam is a myth invented by the Chinese.

Every Tuesday I have performed an intricate jazz dance on top of the Empire State Building to "Soldier of Love". I find it does wonders for my health, particularly my feet.

More women in Britain go into labour during "Balamory" than during any other programme.

Orlando Bloom has just delighted the world by announcing his intentions to become a Tibetian monk.