mc5 - ... so help me God.

I used to be in charge of the cheese board but it kept sticking to me.

For the first time in Oscar history, the "Most Cheerful Leading Actor Nominee" honour was awarded jointly to Bill Murray and Sean Penn.

I fell headlong into a cesspit today and was suprised to discover two lovers having a secret rendezpoo.

I once knew a greasy Pole. His english was quite difficult to understand but he was otherwise very charming.

I have a marmalade hard drive.