mc5 - ... so help me God.

Edward Monkton cards are self-explanatory.

I have a glass ear, pardon?

I used to get out of games at school by telling everyone I had a glass face, until somebody saw through it.

I've already mentioned that I have sacked my head waiter, middle manager and footman. But I have decided to keep my head-girl.

Mexican trains are pulled by esteem engines. This explains the universal respect they enjoy.