mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

If you feed cotton buds to sheep, every time you shear them you'll get nylon.

Cashew nuts are harvested from sneezing squirrels.

Edward Monkton cards are self-explanatory.

I have a glass ear, pardon?

I used to get out of games at school by telling everyone I had a glass face, until somebody saw through it.