mc5 - ... so help me God.

Edward Monkton cards are self-explanatory.

I have a glass ear, pardon?

I used to get out of games at school by telling everyone I had a glass face, until somebody saw through it.

I've already mentioned that I have sacked my head waiter, middle manager and footman. But I have decided to keep my head-girl.

Projoy

Mexican trains are pulled by esteem engines. This explains the universal respect they enjoy.

Projoy

Rational thinking is impossible when the subject is pears, because of the high unreason fields that surround them.

Projoy

Every morning I go down to the gravity well at the bottom of the garden and draw a bucket of gravity, which I use throughout the day to prevent me floating.