mc5 - ... so help me God.

I'm off to a barium restaurant tonight to enjoy a barium meal.

In order to maintain the respect of my employers, I change my pinafore at the office twice a day.

Windows are the eyes of the soul.

All shelving in Nairobi must be put up at 35 degrees to the horizontal, according to a byelaw passed in 1943.

Strictly speaking, a woman may not be termed a spinster until she has tobacco-stained teeth.