mc5 - ... so help me God.

I'm off to a barium restaurant tonight to enjoy a barium meal.

In order to maintain the respect of my employers, I change my pinafore at the office twice a day.

Windows are the eyes of the soul.

All shelving in Nairobi must be put up at 35 degrees to the horizontal, according to a byelaw passed in 1943.

Strictly speaking, a woman may not be termed a spinster until she has tobacco-stained teeth.

Because of recent falls, there are now seventy seven dollars to the sherbet dip.

The National Sound Archive is facing investigation after staff used early wax cylinders as hair curlers.