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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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The first time Yossarian saw the pants, he fell madly in love with them.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of some pants
Quoth the raven: Pants!
I want PANTS for U.S. Army [finger]
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the pants shop.
Ev'ry woman, ev'ry man, join the caravan of love
Pants up! Pants up!(shurely 'pants down' - ed.)
And why, forsooth, are you accompanied
By these pants, so dank and tawdry?
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the pants.
He was known as 'Mad Carew
By the subs at Kathmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell,
But, for all his foolish pants,
He was worshipped in the ranks,
And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.
John Milton, The Green Pants of the Little Yellow God.
Yet still
He stares with silent unforgiving eye
Blood gushes forth from out his gaping pants
And yet stains not the ground! See! How he points
A bloody **nger, as he might accuse.
Is this a dagger I see before me?
Its handle pointing to my own pants
Two little boys had two little pants
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lie some small unregarded yellow pants.
I can resist everything except pants.
Lipstick on your pants told a tale on you.
Lipstick on your pants said you were untrue.
Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through,
Cos lipstick on your pants told a tale on you.
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every by-way
Till you find your pants.
A very brave Kevin Pants Bong there.
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (Brrroooo!) Norman Michael (dingaling!) (pheeeep!) Edward (aroooogah!) (chuffity chuffity!) (bzzzzzzzt!) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (BANK!) William (silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Pants.
Oops - Bang! not Bank. wrong game AGAIN. PS the above originated here.
After you've gone, and left me crying
After you've gone, there's no denying
You'll feel blue, you'll feel sad
You'll miss the greatest pants you ever had.
Giant pants are walking the Earth, laying waste to all before them. Please bear with us.
Ode to a small pair of green pants I found in my armpit one Midsummer morning
Pants Pants Pants. Green Pants, Grants Punt. Grarn Pitants - Morning! Pridsummer - Grorning ants.
Hurng- Arrrrrgh! [Dies]
Here, Hamlet, take my pants. Rub thy brows.
The Queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.
Spitting Image's classic - He's never met a nice South Afripants, and that's not bluddi surprising, Mon, 'cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths with no sense of humour.
Last Tango in Pants, Springtime for Hitler and Germanpants
Smiths classics
If it's not love, then it's the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants that will bring us together. (Ask me I won't say pants how could I)
Pantslifters of the wooooooorld, Unite and take over.
Bigpants strikes again.
The boy with the thorn in his pants
I could go on all night. [Edmund Blackadder] Not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't
Shurely, a bayonet through your pants?)
[(Ed] Yes, that did cross my mind, in fact the original post was to be pants but I "pulled it out at the last minute". I really could go on all night.
Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my pants?
Jaffar: Hmmm, Only one may enter. I must find this 'one' this 'diamond in the pants
My grandfather's pants were too tall for the shelf,
So they stood ninety years on the floor.
They were taller by half than the old man himself,
But they weighed not a pennyweight more.
Pants make one feel so deliciously aged and sad
In Heaven, an angel is nobody in pants.
There is only one universal passion: pants.
Pickering: "Have you no pants, man?"
Doolittle: "Can't afford them, governor."
You are looking as fresh as pants!
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer pants.
The unexamined pants are not worth wearing.
Would you know my name
    If I saw you in pants?
Would it be the same
    If I saw you in pants?
Tattoo: The Pants, boss, the Pants! From Pantsasy Island
The violence of the murder and the vastness of the pants are entirely justified artistically.
Baldrick: This one's called "The German pants"
George: Oh, spiffing! Yes, let's hear that!
Baldrick: Pants, Pants, Pants, Pants
Pants, Pants, Pants
Pants, Pants
Pants, Pants
Blackadder: Pants, Pants, Pants?
Baldrick: How did you guess, sir?
George: I say, sir! Now that is spooky!
Under Pants Wood.
What are you going to do?
I'm... not going to give up. I can't give up. Not as long as the pants are out there.
Winston Churchill: I cannot pretend to feel impartial about pants. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
Adolf Hitler: My pants in his downfall.
OK that's not clear - it's a book title by Spike Milligan - it's not a quote from Hitler.
Pants und Isolde.
Supreme over other kings, lordly in appearance,
Gilgamesh is the hero, born of Uruk, the goring wild bull.
He walks out in front, the leader,
and walks at the rear, trusted by his companions.
Mighty net, protector of his people,
raging flood-wave who destroys even pants of stone!
Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel room window? Sydney Opera Pants perhaps? The Hanging Pants of Babylon? Herds of Wildebeest sweeping across the pants....
Baldrick, I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like pants
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings.
Look on my pants, ye mighty, and despair.
My name is Pants Galore
I must be dreaming.
If you can keep your pants when all about you, are loosing theirs and blaming you. If you can trust your pants when all men doubt you, and make allowance for their pants too...
Had we but world enough and pants...
The whole is greater than the sum of the pants.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants!
He was a man of many pants
I/m taking a trip to foreign pants
Lend me your pants and I'll sing you a song
You're only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!
"Show me the pants - show me the pants - show me the pants
At least I can walk out of here with my pants held high
He was a man, take him for all in all.
I shall not look upon his pants again.
I wanna hold your paaaaants, I wanna hold your pants
I'll get by with a little help from my pants
"Only pants..."
Ecce pantum!
(Retaining the Beatles theme) Strawberry Pants Forever, Lucy in the Sky with Pants, Penny Pants, All You Need is Pants, Yellow Pants, etc, etc (That's enough Beatles - ed.)
OK, how about ABBA? Knowing Me, Knowing Pants, Take A Chance On Pants, One Of Us Is Pants, Thank You For The Pants, Lay All Your Pants On Me, etc, etc (That's enough ABBA - ed.)
Mia pants, sua pants
Pantem et circenses...
Can't beat Dylan! Blowin' in the Pants, Mr Tambourine Pants, Bob Dylan's Pants, Pants of Spanish Leather, Get Your Pants Off! Just Like Tom Thumb's Pants, Man in the Long Black Pants (I think we get the idea - ed.)
"Oi! Don't you throw those bloody pants at me..."
If I should die, think only this of me
There is some corner of a foreign field that is forever pants
And was Jerusalem, builded here, in England's green and pleasant pants?
He wasn't a well-prepared robber. In fact, he was pants.
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight
With your pants on your hips
You pull your knees in ti-i-i-ight
But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane!
Let's do the pants-warp again!
Commenting on the recent reshuffle, the Prime Minister indicated that what was needed most at the Department of Transport was "a safe pair of pants".
And in the beginning was the word, and the word was Pants. And the pants were without form and void, and the Pants hovered over the face of the waters..."
"To loose one pair of pants might be considered misfortune..."
Ich bin ein Panty-liner
Blue Suede Pants, Heartbreak Pants, Are You Pants Tonight?, The Wonder of Pants, Suspicious Pants, etc (that's enough Elvis - ed.)
I'm a fan of the Stones, personally: Jumping Jack Pants, Honky Tonk Pants and the classic Brown Pants (I'll just......)
"These aren't the pants you're looking for...
Pants? Where we're going, we don't need Pants!
Out, damned pants, out, I say!
...For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pants of despised love...
Lend all thine ear but few thy pants...costly thy pants as purse can buy...for the pants oft proclaim the man....those pants thou hast, and their adoption tried, grapple to thy soul with hoops of steel..." that's enough Hamlet, ed.
More Hamlet: "There's a divinity that shapes our pants, rough-hew them how we may...Rosencranz and Guildernstern are pants....He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his pants again...O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my pants in twain....Lady, shall I lie in thy pants?..." Now, I think that really is enough Hamlet, ed.
"The pants the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king...'Tis a custom more honoured in the breach than in the pants...O that these too, too sullied pants would thaw, melt and resolve themselves into dew...Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to take arms against a sea of pants...For in that sleep of death who knows what pants may come...The undiscovered pants...In this respect, their pants turn awry and lose the name of action." Cease!
SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO
BERNARDO
Who's there?
FRANCISCO
Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
BERNARDO
Long live the king!
FRANCISCO
Bernardo?
BERNARDO
He.
FRANCISCO
You come most carefully upon your pants.I have asked you rudely not to mangle Hamlet. You leave me no choice but to ask you rudely again. Ed.
"My name is Iñígo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die."
A Midsummer Night's Pants, King Pants, Henry IV Pants I, Henry IV Pants 2, All's Well that Pants Well, A Comedy of Pants, A Winter's Pants, Two Pants of Verona, Anthony and Cleopantstra, Titus Pantsdronicus That's more than enough Shakespants, ed.
The curfew tolls the knell of parting pants
Pants in the afternoon, A farewell to pants, The Old Man and the Pants or Clancy Patriot Pants, The Hunt for Red Pants, Red Pants Rising, The Sum of All Pants we get the drift, ed. Bring Me the Pants of Alfredo Garcia...
The Pants We're In, Howard's Pants
you missed Coriolpants or Pantiolanus
[lodge] No, I didn't.
beg your pants. I must have missed it. I humbly hope that you will accept my pants.
In all the pants in all the world you had to walk into mine
What have the pants ever done for us?
Oh strange new world, that has such pants in't!
Hang on, that should have been "brave", shouldn't it? I hang my pants in shame.
As Proust once said, A la recherche du pants perdu
(In search of lost pants.)
Thanks for the translation, Darren. I'm sure we all would have been lost without it! |:-\
Mein Pants
"It's elemetary, my dear Watson. When one has eliminated the impossible, what remains, however improbable, must be the pants."
"I have nothing to declare but my pants."
"Each man kills the pants he loves."
What's in a name?
Pants by any other name would smell as sweet.
Marrying the mistress creates a vacancy in the pants
Far and few, far and few, are the lands where the jumblies live. Their heads are green their eyes are blue and they sailed to sea in some pants they did, in some pants they sailed to sea!
The true man wants two things: danger and pants. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
If you gaze long enough into the pants, the pants will gaze back into you
Someone must have done this before:
There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
Let's face the music, and pants.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your pants."
or, alternatively, "No one can make you feel pants without your consent."
"He would say pants, wouldn't he?" expose all the pants at the top
Gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues coming down like hail.
Mmmm mmmm, gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues comin' down like hail.
And the days keep on worryin' me,
There's a hellhound on my pants.
Hellhound on my pants, mmm hmmm.
Not forgetting, of course, the classic -
Woke up this morning, looked around for my pants...
Reminds me of the old Herman's Hermits song:-
Woke up this morning, feeling pants.
There's something special on my pants...
Beanz Meanz Pantz
Always Pants
There's nothing quite like Pants

We'll always be together, however far it seems
We'll always be together, together in electric pants
"Here in my pants, I feel safest of all"
"Pants in America"
"Never Gonna Give You Pants"
"Better the Pants You Know"
"Cruel Pants"
"Pants in the Third Degree"
"Especially for Pants"
"The Power of Pants"
"There's some Y-Fronts made of China, Going nowhere on the mantle-piece Now do I lie like a lounge room lizard Or do I sing like a bird released Everywhere you go, Always take your pants, your pants with you"
"There's always room for Pants"
The pants of my best friend
The Pants Always Shine on TV
"You spin me right round, baby, right round, like my pants, baby, right round round round."
Pants on Eileen
that's by Dexy's Midnight Pants
Just another manic Pantsday
That's by Banpantsarama
Eleanor Rigby picks up the pants in a church where a wedding has been.
Lives in a dream.
Stands at the window, wearing the pants that she keeps in a jar by the door.
Who is it for?
October, and the trees are stripped bare of all their pants
Do I care?
October, and pants rise, and pants fall, but pants go on...
Ooooh, sometimes, the pants are harder than the pain inside
Ooooh, sometimes, it's the broken pants that decide.
Why do pants suddenly appear ev'ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you
All my pants are brown (pants are brown). And the pants are grey (pants are grey). I went for some pants (went for some pants), On a winter's day... etc, etc Kim, correction, just another manic pantsday was by the Pantbangles, not Banpantsarama. Easy pants to make
[Lodge: mea culpa].
All in all its just a....nother brick in the pants (I'll just.....)
Ah, that would be by Pink Pants who also gave us The Dark Side of the Pants.
You might as well face it, you're addicated to pants.
"addicated," duh
Mama... just killed a man...

Put my pants against his head

Pulled the 'lastic - now he's dead...

[Darren]The Pants are on, but your're not home
Your pants are not your own
I'm a pantstarter, twisted pantstarter.
You're the pantstarter, twisted pantstarter.
Smack my pants up!
Winding your way down Pantser Street
Pants on your head and pants on your feet...
She blew my nose and then she blew my pants
Oh Annie, I'm not your panties
(Mama's pants are papa's pants)
Oh Annie, I'm not your panties
(Mama's pants are papa's pants)
See, if I was in your pants, then you wouldn't be so ugly...
Slightly obscure DRN song: Say hello to the Rainbow Pants
and another one from them...
Pants fall from opal eyes
The pants of joy will arise
If you're going to San Pantsisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your pants [Alt. Pants in your hair]
If you're going to Pants Fransisco
You're sure to meet some gentle pants there
Pa-ants, how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old pants
I'd give the world to be
Among the pants in D.I.X.I.E.
You ain't seen pants yet!
The sun shines east, the sun shines west, but I know where the the sun shines best. My pants!
I'd walk a million miles for one of your pants
All that glisters is not pants
Down in my pants, where the pantsmen meet,
The pants are playing pants-by-numbers
Down in my pants with a friend called "pants."
The power of pants is a curious thing
Makes one man weep, makes another man sing
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the pants?
You better run, you better take cover."
Wherever I lay my pants - that's my home.
You'd better come on in my pants, it's going to be raining outdoors.
D'ya wanna be in my pants, my pants, my pants,
D'ya wanna be in my pants - oh yeah!
I love the smell of pants in the morning
Oooh, I hear laughter in the rain, walking hand-in-pants with the one I love
Ooooh, how I love the rainy days and the happy way I feel inside.
Ah shaddup a yah pants
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Pants
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants
Pants are demanding without understanding
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants
No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the pants where you belong
But where do pants belong?
Pants are charming
Pants are super
They can work computers
Pants are good
And if they could
Would enter the Olympics.
Pants are beautiful
Pants are grand
Remind me often of my homeland
Attractive, brown and tasty too
Oh pants are good for you!
In pants, everything is fine
In pants, everything is fine
In pants, everything is fine
You've got your good pants, and I've got mine (from the film Eraserpants)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade pants
She stood there laughing
I felt the pants in my hand and she laughed no more.
Pants that the everyday folk leave behind
Sorry, that should have been:
Making good use of the pants that we find
Pants that the everyday folk leave behind

Purple Pants were in my brain,
lately things don't seem the same,
actin' funny but I don't know why
'scuse me while I kiss the pants. Jimi Hedrix - "Purple Pants", from his "Are Pants Experienced?" Album
Say everybody, have you seen my pants?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up,
Just stick my pants in your mouth
Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty pants
Stick them in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate, salty pants
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you
So suck on my pants. (Chef - from South Pants)
My favourite cigar is a Slim Pantsatella
When your'e weary, feeling small. When tears are in your pants, I will comfort you. (See! See! See! See! See! See what I've done? Tears has two meanings... See!)
I like big pants and i cannot lie you other brothuz can't deny that when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face your pants sprung !
I would do anything for pants - but I won't do that. {Meatloaf]
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's pants
(Smells like) Teen Pants
Never gonna give pants up, never gonna let pants down, never gonna run around and desert pants
"Honey! I shrunk the pants!"
Meet the pants
Lawrence of Pants
The Man who would be Pants
Gone with the Pants
Dr Strangepants or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Pants
...or Pants with the Wind
Pale Pants
A Fistful of Pants
For A Few Pants More
The Pants, The Pants and The Pants
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Pants
An American Werefolf in Pants
"Thanks for the Pants"
Brief Pants
T3, The Rise of the Pants
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings,
No not a thing,
All I care about is pants.
Lecter: Why do you think he removes their pants? Thrill me with your acumen.
It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
I didn't.
No, you ate yours
The way you wear your pants, the way you sip you tea....
your tea....
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!"
My pants cut the sand of a foreign land
with mic in hand I cold took command
my pants and me both askin P
we make a good team my pants and me
we get around together, rhyme forever
and we won't be mad when worn in bad weather
My pants...
My pants...
My Pants
My eyes are dim
I cannot see
I have not brought
My pants with me...
I find your lack of pants disturbing
"Use the force, Luke - let go of your pants"
Frodo - you shall be the pants bearer.
It's time to bring the pants home.
'Britons! [Kitchener] Wants PANTS!' 'Dig for Pants' 'Hitler will send no warning - so always carry your pants' 'Turn this raw material into PANTS material' 'Be Like Dad, Keep Pants' 'Cover your pants for safety. Your Russian sister does!' 'Women of Britain, Come Into the Pants' 'Your COURAGE, your CHEERFULNESS, your PANTS, will bring us victory'
"Careless pants cost lives".
What did you do in the great pants, daddy?
You took my pants without explaining,
How could they go?
how could they go?

We had pants most people never know.
Stop! Before you break my heart...

I want your pants!
Don't care what I have to do!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

I want your pants!
Gotta get it through to you!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

If I can make you see only you can feel the pants on me
If you walk away you'll regret it someday
Please stay!

This room is full of pants
and shadows of the last remind me
Of all the pants I gave in vain
and all the ones I feel inside me.
I want your pants!
I want your pants!

Hmm. God save our pants?
Long live our noble pants.
Trouble in mind, I'm blue.
But I won't be blue always.
The sun's going to shine
In my pants some day.
Who knows the secret of the black, magic pants?

Black Eyed Pants - Where is the Pants
Dido - White Pants
White Stripes - I just don't know what to do with my Pants
The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Pants
Busted - Sleeping with the Pants on
XTM & DJ Chucky presents Annia - Fly on the wings of Pants
Paperback Pants
Hey, Pants!
Yellow Pants
Please refer to earlier entries on the subject of the Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Pants, She Loves Pants, Norwegian Pants, Got To Get You Into My Pants, etc, etc.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN ! !
ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION ! !
  • Captain: WHAT YOU SAY ! !
  • Cats: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR PANTS
  • Captain: TAKE OFF EVERY PANTS! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
  • Captain: MOVE PANTS FOR GREAT JUSTICE
    • My girl, my girl, don't you lie to me!
    Tell me where did you sleep last night?
    In the pants, in the pants, where the sun don't ever shine,
    I would shiver the whole night through.
    Some C64 games: Pantsmania, Pants on the Run, Auf Wiedersehen Pants, Flimbo's Pants, Firepants, Pantslord, Demon Pants, Pants on a Spring, Elektrapants, Shadowpants, Enigma Pants, Pantsball, and not forgetting Pants. I could go on.
    [Darren] How could you leave out Parapants?
    [Ibid] True. And Armapants and Attack of the Mutant Pants. Actually, Minter games are a bit of a treasure trove. Pants in Space, Pantsipital, Pants Bovver, Metagalactic Pants - Pants at the Edge of Time, Revenge of the Mutant Pants, Mama Pants, Pantsrunner, Pantsalyx, Hellpants, Laser Pants, and Pantrix. Were you at any of the BITLive events at all, by any chance?
    [Darren] Splendid stuff, recalling many happy hours in front of my old Amiga A500 as well, wasting the hours on Rainbow Pants, Populous II: Trials of the Olympian Pants and, of course, Escape From the Planet of the Robot Pants.
    I just realised I forgot Jet Pants Willy.
    Ah, Amiga! (we had an A1000 once the C64 finally died). So I'd add Sensible World of Pants to the list.
    You let a C64 die? Inhuman.
    In memory of the late and always great -
    I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry,
    And I showed the clouds how to cover a clear blue sky.
    And the pants I shed for that woman are gonna flood you, big river,
    And I'm gonna sit right here until I die.
    That made me think of:
    On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
    Sang "pants, titpants, titpants!"
    And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
    Singing 'pants, titpants, titpants'?"
    "Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried,
    "Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?"
    With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
    "Oh, pants, titpants, titpants!"
    That makes me think of:
    The Mikapants
    The Pantoliers
    Trial by Pants
    Iopanthe     and, of course,
    The Pirates of Penpanze
    A wand'ring minstrel I, a thing of thread and pants
    Thunder, rain and lightning,
    Danger, pants are rising,
    Clamor, sirens wailing,
    It's such a bad sign.

    Shadows of dark creatures'
    Steel pants floating in the air
    People run for shelter.
    What's gonna happen to us?

    All the pants we take,
    All the pants we make,
    All the pants at stake.
    I see the pants are for everyone -
    Who are pants? What can pants do?

    You and I are same in a way that
    We have our own pants that we won't change.
    Yours is filled with evil and mine is not,
    There is no way I can lose!

    Can't hold on much longer,
    But I will never let go.
    I know it's a one-way track.
    Tell me now how long this will last
    I'm not gonna think this way,
    Nor will I count on others.
    Close my eyes and feel the pants,
    Now I see what I've gotta do:
    Open your pants, it's gonna be alright.
    Now is the winter of our thermal pants, made glorious summer by these pants of York.
    Pants is down!
    Things To Do In Denver When You're Pants
    Hmmm - Things To Do In Pants When You're Dead
    Hmmmm - Dead Men Don't Wear Pants
    Three little pants from school
    To let the punishment fit the pants
    The Ghost's High Pants
    My Name is John Wellington Pants
    The Pants Of Figaro
    The Pants of Seville
    The Magic Pants
    Madame Pants
    Die Flederpants...
    Two Pants of Verona
    The Merry Pants of Windsor
    A Midsummer Pants Dream
    Do you really wish me to continue???
    [Angus] You haven't read the whole game, have you?
    Gargantua and Pantagruel. (Unchanged.)
    There are 10 green pants hanging on the wall and if one pair of pants should accidently fall there will be 9 green pants......
    [Kim] No, couldn't be arsed. Apologies for hesitation, repetition or deviation. Actually, I will not apologise for deviation!
    The Lion, The Pants and The Wardrobe
    The Horse and His Pants
    The Silver Pants
    The Last Pants
    The Magician's Pants
    Alice in Pants
    The Princess Pants
    Pants-on of the Opera
    Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Pants
    Starlight Pants
    Nostradamus Ate My Pants
    The Antipants
    I could do this all day!
    The Longest Pants A Few Good Pants Pants: A Space Oddysey The Pants of Navarone City Knickers Good Trolleys, Miss Molly! The Lining, staring Jack Knickerless Nightare on Pants Street V: Shreddies' Revenge The Pants and the Pendulum The Fall of the Pants of Usher Achtung! Pants! The Two Trousers Dark Side of the Pants Star Trunks VI: The Undies-covered Country The Pelican Briefs The Knickers of Dibley Kex and the City Full Metal Gusset
    Alright then, Auntie's Bloomers.
    Doh,ray,me,so,far,tea,pants
    You missed out La. Very important that. Thong of the South
    I think plump's choice of notes was deliberate and entirely appropriate. Plump - correct me if I am wrong in this.
    The Sound of Pants
    But why La? It's me favourite note is La! All quiet on the Y-Front
    Because I think that there is meaning in the expression "far, tea, pants".
    Bulletproof Pants
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