Three little pants from school To let the punishment fit the pants The Ghost's High Pants My Name is John Wellington Pants The Pants Of Figaro The Pants of Seville The Magic Pants Madame Pants Die Flederpants... Two Pants of Verona The Merry Pants of Windsor A Midsummer Pants Dream Do you really wish me to continue???
[Kim] No, couldn't be arsed. Apologies for hesitation, repetition or deviation. Actually, I will not apologise for deviation! The Lion, The Pants and The Wardrobe The Horse and His Pants The Silver Pants The Last Pants The Magician's Pants Alice in Pants The Princess Pants Pants-on of the Opera Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Pants Starlight Pants Nostradamus Ate My Pants The Antipants I could do this all day!
The Longest Pants A Few Good Pants Pants: A Space Oddysey The Pants of Navarone City Knickers Good Trolleys, Miss Molly! The Lining, staring Jack Knickerless Nightare on Pants Street V: Shreddies' Revenge The Pants and the Pendulum The Fall of the Pants of Usher Achtung! Pants! The Two Trousers Dark Side of the Pants Star Trunks VI: The Undies-covered Country The Pelican Briefs The Knickers of Dibley Kex and the City Full Metal Gusset