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The Pants Game Does Dallas
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Many are called, but few are pants. Winning pants are, of course, unchanged.
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At least I can walk out of here with my pants held high
He was a man, take him for all in all.
I shall not look upon his pants again.
I wanna hold your paaaaants, I wanna hold your pants
I'll get by with a little help from my pants
"Only pants..."
Ecce pantum!
(Retaining the Beatles theme) Strawberry Pants Forever, Lucy in the Sky with Pants, Penny Pants, All You Need is Pants, Yellow Pants, etc, etc (That's enough Beatles - ed.)
OK, how about ABBA? Knowing Me, Knowing Pants, Take A Chance On Pants, One Of Us Is Pants, Thank You For The Pants, Lay All Your Pants On Me, etc, etc (That's enough ABBA - ed.)
Mia pants, sua pants
Pantem et circenses...
Can't beat Dylan! Blowin' in the Pants, Mr Tambourine Pants, Bob Dylan's Pants, Pants of Spanish Leather, Get Your Pants Off! Just Like Tom Thumb's Pants, Man in the Long Black Pants (I think we get the idea - ed.)
"Oi! Don't you throw those bloody pants at me..."
If I should die, think only this of me
There is some corner of a foreign field that is forever pants
And was Jerusalem, builded here, in England's green and pleasant pants?
He wasn't a well-prepared robber. In fact, he was pants.
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight
With your pants on your hips
You pull your knees in ti-i-i-ight
But it's the pelvic thru-u-u-ust
That really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane!
Let's do the pants-warp again!
Commenting on the recent reshuffle, the Prime Minister indicated that what was needed most at the Department of Transport was "a safe pair of pants".
And in the beginning was the word, and the word was Pants. And the pants were without form and void, and the Pants hovered over the face of the waters..."
"To loose one pair of pants might be considered misfortune..."
Ich bin ein Panty-liner
Blue Suede Pants, Heartbreak Pants, Are You Pants Tonight?, The Wonder of Pants, Suspicious Pants, etc (that's enough Elvis - ed.)
I'm a fan of the Stones, personally: Jumping Jack Pants, Honky Tonk Pants and the classic Brown Pants (I'll just......)
"These aren't the pants you're looking for...
Pants? Where we're going, we don't need Pants!
Out, damned pants, out, I say!
...For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pants of despised love...
Lend all thine ear but few thy pants...costly thy pants as purse can buy...for the pants oft proclaim the man....those pants thou hast, and their adoption tried, grapple to thy soul with hoops of steel..." that's enough Hamlet, ed.
More Hamlet: "There's a divinity that shapes our pants, rough-hew them how we may...Rosencranz and Guildernstern are pants....He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his pants again...O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my pants in twain....Lady, shall I lie in thy pants?..." Now, I think that really is enough Hamlet, ed.
"The pants the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king...'Tis a custom more honoured in the breach than in the pants...O that these too, too sullied pants would thaw, melt and resolve themselves into dew...Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to take arms against a sea of pants...For in that sleep of death who knows what pants may come...The undiscovered pants...In this respect, their pants turn awry and lose the name of action." Cease!
SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO
BERNARDO
Who's there?
FRANCISCO
Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.
BERNARDO
Long live the king!
FRANCISCO
Bernardo?
BERNARDO
He.
FRANCISCO
You come most carefully upon your pants.I have asked you rudely not to mangle Hamlet. You leave me no choice but to ask you rudely again. Ed.
"My name is Iñígo Montoya. You killed my pants. Prepare to die."
A Midsummer Night's Pants, King Pants, Henry IV Pants I, Henry IV Pants 2, All's Well that Pants Well, A Comedy of Pants, A Winter's Pants, Two Pants of Verona, Anthony and Cleopantstra, Titus Pantsdronicus That's more than enough Shakespants, ed.
The curfew tolls the knell of parting pants
Pants in the afternoon, A farewell to pants, The Old Man and the Pants or Clancy Patriot Pants, The Hunt for Red Pants, Red Pants Rising, The Sum of All Pants we get the drift, ed. Bring Me the Pants of Alfredo Garcia...
The Pants We're In, Howard's Pants
you missed Coriolpants or Pantiolanus
[lodge] No, I didn't.
beg your pants. I must have missed it. I humbly hope that you will accept my pants.
In all the pants in all the world you had to walk into mine
What have the pants ever done for us?
Oh strange new world, that has such pants in't!
Hang on, that should have been "brave", shouldn't it? I hang my pants in shame.
As Proust once said, A la recherche du pants perdu
(In search of lost pants.)
Thanks for the translation, Darren. I'm sure we all would have been lost without it! |:-\
Mein Pants
"It's elemetary, my dear Watson. When one has eliminated the impossible, what remains, however improbable, must be the pants."
"I have nothing to declare but my pants."
"Each man kills the pants he loves."
What's in a name?
Pants by any other name would smell as sweet.
Marrying the mistress creates a vacancy in the pants
Far and few, far and few, are the lands where the jumblies live. Their heads are green their eyes are blue and they sailed to sea in some pants they did, in some pants they sailed to sea!
The true man wants two things: danger and pants. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
If you gaze long enough into the pants, the pants will gaze back into you
Someone must have done this before:
There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance
Let's face the music, and pants.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your pants."
or, alternatively, "No one can make you feel pants without your consent."
"He would say pants, wouldn't he?" expose all the pants at the top
Gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues coming down like hail.
Mmmm mmmm, gotta keep movin', gotta keep movin',
Blues comin' down like hail.
And the days keep on worryin' me,
There's a hellhound on my pants.
Hellhound on my pants, mmm hmmm.
Not forgetting, of course, the classic -
Woke up this morning, looked around for my pants...
Reminds me of the old Herman's Hermits song:-
Woke up this morning, feeling pants.
There's something special on my pants...
Beanz Meanz Pantz
Always Pants
There's nothing quite like Pants

We'll always be together, however far it seems
We'll always be together, together in electric pants
"Here in my pants, I feel safest of all"
"Pants in America"
"Never Gonna Give You Pants"
"Better the Pants You Know"
"Cruel Pants"
"Pants in the Third Degree"
"Especially for Pants"
"The Power of Pants"
"There's some Y-Fronts made of China, Going nowhere on the mantle-piece Now do I lie like a lounge room lizard Or do I sing like a bird released Everywhere you go, Always take your pants, your pants with you"
"There's always room for Pants"
The pants of my best friend
The Pants Always Shine on TV
"You spin me right round, baby, right round, like my pants, baby, right round round round."
Pants on Eileen
that's by Dexy's Midnight Pants
Just another manic Pantsday
That's by Banpantsarama
Eleanor Rigby picks up the pants in a church where a wedding has been.
Lives in a dream.
Stands at the window, wearing the pants that she keeps in a jar by the door.
Who is it for?
October, and the trees are stripped bare of all their pants
Do I care?
October, and pants rise, and pants fall, but pants go on...
Ooooh, sometimes, the pants are harder than the pain inside
Ooooh, sometimes, it's the broken pants that decide.
Why do pants suddenly appear ev'ry time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be close to you
All my pants are brown (pants are brown). And the pants are grey (pants are grey). I went for some pants (went for some pants), On a winter's day... etc, etc Kim, correction, just another manic pantsday was by the Pantbangles, not Banpantsarama. Easy pants to make
[Lodge: mea culpa].
All in all its just a....nother brick in the pants (I'll just.....)
Ah, that would be by Pink Pants who also gave us The Dark Side of the Pants.
You might as well face it, you're addicated to pants.
"addicated," duh
Mama... just killed a man...

Put my pants against his head

Pulled the 'lastic - now he's dead...

[Darren]The Pants are on, but your're not home
Your pants are not your own
I'm a pantstarter, twisted pantstarter.
You're the pantstarter, twisted pantstarter.
Smack my pants up!
Winding your way down Pantser Street
Pants on your head and pants on your feet...
She blew my nose and then she blew my pants
Oh Annie, I'm not your panties
(Mama's pants are papa's pants)
Oh Annie, I'm not your panties
(Mama's pants are papa's pants)
See, if I was in your pants, then you wouldn't be so ugly...
Slightly obscure DRN song: Say hello to the Rainbow Pants
and another one from them...
Pants fall from opal eyes
The pants of joy will arise
If you're going to San Pantsisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your pants [Alt. Pants in your hair]
If you're going to Pants Fransisco
You're sure to meet some gentle pants there
Pa-ants, how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old pants
I'd give the world to be
Among the pants in D.I.X.I.E.
You ain't seen pants yet!
The sun shines east, the sun shines west, but I know where the the sun shines best. My pants!
I'd walk a million miles for one of your pants
All that glisters is not pants
Down in my pants, where the pantsmen meet,
The pants are playing pants-by-numbers
Down in my pants with a friend called "pants."
The power of pants is a curious thing
Makes one man weep, makes another man sing
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the pants?
You better run, you better take cover."
Wherever I lay my pants - that's my home.
You'd better come on in my pants, it's going to be raining outdoors.
D'ya wanna be in my pants, my pants, my pants,
D'ya wanna be in my pants - oh yeah!
I love the smell of pants in the morning
Oooh, I hear laughter in the rain, walking hand-in-pants with the one I love
Ooooh, how I love the rainy days and the happy way I feel inside.
Ah shaddup a yah pants
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. {scratches} Slim Pants
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants
Pants are demanding without understanding
I saw the pants, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the pants
No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the pants where you belong
But where do pants belong?
Pants are charming
Pants are super
They can work computers
Pants are good
And if they could
Would enter the Olympics.
Pants are beautiful
Pants are grand
Remind me often of my homeland
Attractive, brown and tasty too
Oh pants are good for you!
In pants, everything is fine
In pants, everything is fine
In pants, everything is fine
You've got your good pants, and I've got mine (from the film Eraserpants)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade pants
She stood there laughing
I felt the pants in my hand and she laughed no more.
Pants that the everyday folk leave behind
Sorry, that should have been:
Making good use of the pants that we find
Pants that the everyday folk leave behind

Purple Pants were in my brain,
lately things don't seem the same,
actin' funny but I don't know why
'scuse me while I kiss the pants. Jimi Hedrix - "Purple Pants", from his "Are Pants Experienced?" Album
Say everybody, have you seen my pants?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up,
Just stick my pants in your mouth
Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty pants
Stick them in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate, salty pants
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you
So suck on my pants. (Chef - from South Pants)
My favourite cigar is a Slim Pantsatella
When your'e weary, feeling small. When tears are in your pants, I will comfort you. (See! See! See! See! See! See what I've done? Tears has two meanings... See!)
I like big pants and i cannot lie you other brothuz can't deny that when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face your pants sprung !
I would do anything for pants - but I won't do that. {Meatloaf]
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's pants
(Smells like) Teen Pants
Never gonna give pants up, never gonna let pants down, never gonna run around and desert pants
"Honey! I shrunk the pants!"
Meet the pants
Lawrence of Pants
The Man who would be Pants
Gone with the Pants
Dr Strangepants or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Pants
...or Pants with the Wind
Pale Pants
A Fistful of Pants
For A Few Pants More
The Pants, The Pants and The Pants
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Pants
An American Werefolf in Pants
"Thanks for the Pants"
Brief Pants
T3, The Rise of the Pants
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings,
No not a thing,
All I care about is pants.
Lecter: Why do you think he removes their pants? Thrill me with your acumen.
It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
I didn't.
No, you ate yours
The way you wear your pants, the way you sip you tea....
your tea....
"Your only supposed to blow the bloody pants off!"
My pants cut the sand of a foreign land
with mic in hand I cold took command
my pants and me both askin P
we make a good team my pants and me
we get around together, rhyme forever
and we won't be mad when worn in bad weather
My pants...
My pants...
My Pants
My eyes are dim
I cannot see
I have not brought
My pants with me...
I find your lack of pants disturbing
"Use the force, Luke - let go of your pants"
Frodo - you shall be the pants bearer.
It's time to bring the pants home.
'Britons! [Kitchener] Wants PANTS!' 'Dig for Pants' 'Hitler will send no warning - so always carry your pants' 'Turn this raw material into PANTS material' 'Be Like Dad, Keep Pants' 'Cover your pants for safety. Your Russian sister does!' 'Women of Britain, Come Into the Pants' 'Your COURAGE, your CHEERFULNESS, your PANTS, will bring us victory'
"Careless pants cost lives".
What did you do in the great pants, daddy?
You took my pants without explaining,
How could they go?
how could they go?

We had pants most people never know.
Stop! Before you break my heart...

I want your pants!
Don't care what I have to do!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

I want your pants!
Gotta get it through to you!
I want your pants! (Pants!)
Doo-doo-dudduddudoo

If I can make you see only you can feel the pants on me
If you walk away you'll regret it someday
Please stay!

This room is full of pants
and shadows of the last remind me
Of all the pants I gave in vain
and all the ones I feel inside me.
I want your pants!
I want your pants!

Hmm. God save our pants?
Long live our noble pants.
Trouble in mind, I'm blue.
But I won't be blue always.
The sun's going to shine
In my pants some day.
Who knows the secret of the black, magic pants?

Black Eyed Pants - Where is the Pants
Dido - White Pants
White Stripes - I just don't know what to do with my Pants
The Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Pants
Busted - Sleeping with the Pants on
XTM & DJ Chucky presents Annia - Fly on the wings of Pants
Paperback Pants
Hey, Pants!
Yellow Pants
Please refer to earlier entries on the subject of the Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Pants, She Loves Pants, Norwegian Pants, Got To Get You Into My Pants, etc, etc.
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN ! !
ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION ! !
  • Captain: WHAT YOU SAY ! !
  • Cats: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR PANTS
  • Captain: TAKE OFF EVERY PANTS! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING
  • Captain: MOVE PANTS FOR GREAT JUSTICE
    • My girl, my girl, don't you lie to me!
    Tell me where did you sleep last night?
    In the pants, in the pants, where the sun don't ever shine,
    I would shiver the whole night through.
    Some C64 games: Pantsmania, Pants on the Run, Auf Wiedersehen Pants, Flimbo's Pants, Firepants, Pantslord, Demon Pants, Pants on a Spring, Elektrapants, Shadowpants, Enigma Pants, Pantsball, and not forgetting Pants. I could go on.
    [Darren] How could you leave out Parapants?
    [Ibid] True. And Armapants and Attack of the Mutant Pants. Actually, Minter games are a bit of a treasure trove. Pants in Space, Pantsipital, Pants Bovver, Metagalactic Pants - Pants at the Edge of Time, Revenge of the Mutant Pants, Mama Pants, Pantsrunner, Pantsalyx, Hellpants, Laser Pants, and Pantrix. Were you at any of the BITLive events at all, by any chance?
    [Darren] Splendid stuff, recalling many happy hours in front of my old Amiga A500 as well, wasting the hours on Rainbow Pants, Populous II: Trials of the Olympian Pants and, of course, Escape From the Planet of the Robot Pants.
    I just realised I forgot Jet Pants Willy.
    Ah, Amiga! (we had an A1000 once the C64 finally died). So I'd add Sensible World of Pants to the list.
    You let a C64 die? Inhuman.
    In memory of the late and always great -
    I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry,
    And I showed the clouds how to cover a clear blue sky.
    And the pants I shed for that woman are gonna flood you, big river,
    And I'm gonna sit right here until I die.
    That made me think of:
    On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
    Sang "pants, titpants, titpants!"
    And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
    Singing 'pants, titpants, titpants'?"
    "Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried,
    "Or a rather tough worm in your little inside?"
    With a shake of his poor little head, he replied,
    "Oh, pants, titpants, titpants!"
    That makes me think of:
    The Mikapants
    The Pantoliers
    Trial by Pants
    Iopanthe     and, of course,
    The Pirates of Penpanze
    A wand'ring minstrel I, a thing of thread and pants
    Thunder, rain and lightning,
    Danger, pants are rising,
    Clamor, sirens wailing,
    It's such a bad sign.

    Shadows of dark creatures'
    Steel pants floating in the air
    People run for shelter.
    What's gonna happen to us?

    All the pants we take,
    All the pants we make,
    All the pants at stake.
    I see the pants are for everyone -
    Who are pants? What can pants do?

    You and I are same in a way that
    We have our own pants that we won't change.
    Yours is filled with evil and mine is not,
    There is no way I can lose!

    Can't hold on much longer,
    But I will never let go.
    I know it's a one-way track.
    Tell me now how long this will last
    I'm not gonna think this way,
    Nor will I count on others.
    Close my eyes and feel the pants,
    Now I see what I've gotta do:
    Open your pants, it's gonna be alright.
    Now is the winter of our thermal pants, made glorious summer by these pants of York.
    Pants is down!
    Things To Do In Denver When You're Pants
    Hmmm - Things To Do In Pants When You're Dead
    Hmmmm - Dead Men Don't Wear Pants
    Three little pants from school
    To let the punishment fit the pants
    The Ghost's High Pants
    My Name is John Wellington Pants
    The Pants Of Figaro
    The Pants of Seville
    The Magic Pants
    Madame Pants
    Die Flederpants...
    Two Pants of Verona
    The Merry Pants of Windsor
    A Midsummer Pants Dream
    Do you really wish me to continue???
    [Angus] You haven't read the whole game, have you?
    Gargantua and Pantagruel. (Unchanged.)
    There are 10 green pants hanging on the wall and if one pair of pants should accidently fall there will be 9 green pants......
    [Kim] No, couldn't be arsed. Apologies for hesitation, repetition or deviation. Actually, I will not apologise for deviation!
    The Lion, The Pants and The Wardrobe
    The Horse and His Pants
    The Silver Pants
    The Last Pants
    The Magician's Pants
    Alice in Pants
    The Princess Pants
    Pants-on of the Opera
    Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Pants
    Starlight Pants
    Nostradamus Ate My Pants
    The Antipants
    I could do this all day!
    The Longest Pants A Few Good Pants Pants: A Space Oddysey The Pants of Navarone City Knickers Good Trolleys, Miss Molly! The Lining, staring Jack Knickerless Nightare on Pants Street V: Shreddies' Revenge The Pants and the Pendulum The Fall of the Pants of Usher Achtung! Pants! The Two Trousers Dark Side of the Pants Star Trunks VI: The Undies-covered Country The Pelican Briefs The Knickers of Dibley Kex and the City Full Metal Gusset
    Alright then, Auntie's Bloomers.
    Doh,ray,me,so,far,tea,pants
    You missed out La. Very important that. Thong of the South
    I think plump's choice of notes was deliberate and entirely appropriate. Plump - correct me if I am wrong in this.
    The Sound of Pants
    But why La? It's me favourite note is La! All quiet on the Y-Front
    Because I think that there is meaning in the expression "far, tea, pants".
    Bulletproof Pants
    *getting it* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! All embaressed now! Brief Encounter
    Ready Steady Pants Kim-You are correct but maybe I was a bit too schoolboy and low brow for this audience.
    Oh yes, that's definitely it (making up for own inadequacy)!
    Knickerless Knickelby
    Man in the Iron Underpants (thank you Graeme Garden)
    Pants of New York
    Seven Strides for Seven Nethers
    The Y-Front who Loved Me
    The Skidmark of Zorro
    Have we had Air on a G-String? [Angus] That last one was a bit vile, wasn't it?
    The Pink Pantser?
    Star Pants, The Pants Strike Back and Return of the Pants Oedipants Rex Euripides Pants and Iripidose Pants You say pants and I say knickers (let's take the whole lot off)
    Lord Of The Pants: Fellowship of the Pant, The Two Bloomers and Return Of The G-String
    And of course Buffy the knicker displayer.
    [Blue] Always a pleasure, never a chore! Can't think of any now though...
    Thunderpants, Bananapants, Superpants, Batpants; Batpants and Jockstrap.
    Pantses with Wolves of course
    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Pants, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Pants, Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix....do stop me if I'm boring you.....;) Oh! The Pants: All work and no pants makes Jack a dull boy!
    Bridget Jones's Pants.....
    Aspects of Pants?
    Whistle Down The Pants! We haven't had that one, have we?
    [OOAQ] Not to my memory.
    Pants Become Her
    The Thong of Solomon
    Sing a Song of Six Pants     (This is actually a real movie! Check out imdb.com if you don't believe me!)
    The Parent Jockstrap
    The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
    Do stop me if I'm going too far...
    Not Sing a Thong of Six Pants?
    Did I forget Oklapants and Sesame Pants?
    And The Emperor's New Pants
    The Muppets Take Man-Pants, Muppets From Pants (the prequel, Muppets from Socks, wasn't quite so popular)
    [Angus] This is, indeed, me. Had a lesson yet? I haven't had the chance to call anybody. It doesn't help that my phone doesn't work...
    [BB] That's all very well, but you could have used the Banter Page to tell me that. Not like I hadn't worked it out already...
    Snow White and the Seven Pants with apologies for not feeling too imaginative this afternoon...
    Just don't tell my pants,
    My achy breaky pants,
    I just don't think they'd understand
    And if you tell my pants,
    My achy breaky pants
    They might blow up and kill this man
    Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet.
    But the pants of the poor lemon are impossible to eat.
    That's me in the corner
    That's me in the spotlight, losing my pants
    So, so you think you can tell
    Heaven from pants?
    Blue skies from pants?
    Can you tell a green field
    From cold steel pants?
    --Pants Floyd, "Wish You Were Pants"
    Iain Duncan Pants.
    Michael Howard has something of the Pants about him
    I'm sure that was a song somewhere down the line..
    Speaking of songs - Somewhere Over The Pants, Follow The Yellow Brick Pants and If I Only Had Some Pants - just some of the great numbers from The Pants of Oz.
    All you need is pants
    If you want to know who we are....we are gentlemen of Japants.....
    Pants... they're a gas
    Grab those pants with both hands
    And make a splash
    Pants... so they say
    Are the root of all evil today
    And if you ask for some pants
    There's a chance that they're giving some away...
    ...Another classic Pants Floyd tune.

    Wallace and Pants
    Finding Pants
    Toy Pants
    Monsters Pants
    Does it show I've been to see Finding Nemo, and am in a rather Pixar-y mood? OK, aardman too...
    Perhaps their new one'll be The Incredipants.
    *singing* Give me one moment in pants...
    There's the movie, the Incredible Shrinking Pants and its rather less successful spin-off, The Incredible Staying-Exactly-The-Same-Size Pants which was a disastrous movie, but the idea was bought by Marvel Comics and following some character development resurfaced as The Incredible Hulk series.

    Vorsprung durch pants
    If you want a lot of chocolate on your pants join our club
    Nuts whole hazelnuts Cadburys take them and put them in pants
    wouldn't that be and cover them with pants?
    From Somewhere In Pants:

    I'm all out of pants

    Crazy Pants

    Puppy Pants

    Don't Give Up On Pants

    I'm Not In Pants

    Could It Be I'm Falling In Pants

    and Without Pants

    to name but a few...
    Then there was his sister's hit, Paper Pants ;)
    Mark Owen had a minor hit with his Four Minute Pants...
    the Pantszone hits:
    Love Me For Pants
    A Picture of Pants
    Father and Pants (pinched from Cat Pants)
    And my personal favourite...
    The Key to My Pants
    I've just realised how sad I am...
    Would also like to point out that Love Me For Pants was originally a hit for the Osmonds. Another pinched cover version (though not from the Osmonds) was of course So Take A Look At Me Pants, by Westpants and Mariah "My Girdle's Too Tight" Carey. Then there was 5ive's original hit, When The Pants Go Out.
    5ive's original hit was Slam Dunk da Pants. Then you have the short-lived 911's PantsShakin'. Of course, you could chose any song by Pants and Dec
    *groans* By original I meant that, unlike Love Me For Pants, When The Pants Go Out wasn't a cover. But well remembered. They tried a ballad once didn't they? Until The Pants Are Through I think it was called. Then there was the very early Steps hit, The Last Thing On My Pants.
    Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.
    Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)
    Didn't the Osmonds also do Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?
    No, they did. See above (from the Somewhere in Pants album)
    (I do know what I'm talking about, really!)
    Not to be confused with Crazy in Pants, of course - that was a song by Lingeré (sic) Knowles.
    Wasn't there a song done by Brandy and some other chick called The Pants Are Mine?
    [AP] Indeed, her name was Monica. I believe it came out the same year as How Do I Live Without Pants by Leann Rimes.
    That was the theme tune to Con Pants wasn't it? By the way, ever get the feeling everyone else has lost interest?
    Just slightly, although it means we can be as stupid as possible. Hoorah!
    The Australian Equine soap opera, Neighpants.
    Then there's the actual soap Pantsenders. What? That's not what it's called? Oh well, my mistake!
    Coronation Pants - the new vegetarian special at your local Harvester.
    Haven't seen that one, but I'm a fan of Pants Behaving Badly
    Ah, a British classic! Never in the same league as Fawlty Pants, but definitely worth catching.
    None of them stands up to One Foot in the Pants, you know.
    None? Not Hale and Pants? Dad's Pants? Only Pants and Horses? Whose Pants Are They, Anyway? Four Pants and a Funeral? The Rise and Fall of Reginald's Pants? None of them???
    Well, I might be prepared to admit Hancock's Half-Pants, but that's the only concession I'll make.
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