Back to the Osmonds! We have all enjoyed Morningside of the Pants, It Takes Pants, Deep Pants, Go Away Little Pants, Tears On My Pants, You've Got A Friend In Pants, Seasons of Pants, and Soldier of Pants. Then there were the Beatles of course, who came along much earlier with Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Pants. I particularly enjoyed Dancing in the Pants by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, Light My Pants by Will Young (we don't ask why), Pants Can Only Get Better by D-Ream, and the Christmas List Song by the Pretenders - Don't Get Me Pants.

Ah, the intellectual power. I amaze even myself sometimes. :)

Didn't the Osmonds also do Crazy Pants? Or am I thinking of someone else?

No, they did. See above (from the Somewhere in Pants album)

(I do know what I'm talking about, really!)