Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to ****, he wants to ****, he loves to ****, he's got to ****
Oh I love to love,
But there's no time for a romance, no no no-OH!
Oh I love to love, but my baby just loves to ****

The minute
The **** begins to **** it
He's on his feet to shake it
And **** the night away

Stop!
I'm ****ing like a top
We **** until we drop
But if I have my way...

I gotta **** a little ****
A little **** to **** things over
I better **** between the ****
In case I **** it when I'm older

Now this **** I must ****
Feels like a **** upon my shoulders
Through the **** I see **** shine
It keeps me **** as **** grows colder

In my **** there's been ****-ache and pain
I don't know if I can **** it again
Can't **** now, I've ****ed so far
To **** this lonely ****

I wanna know what **** is
I want you to **** me
I wanna feel what **** is
I know you can **** me

[Following Breadmaster's lead a while ago..]
This is the **** all **** and ****
That **** the man all **** and ****
That **** the maiden all ****
That **** the **** with the crumpled ****
That tossed the dog
That **** the cat
That **** the rat
That **** the malt
That **** in the house that **** built.

I know an old lady who ****ed a cow. Don't ask me how, but she ****ed a cow!
She ****ed the cow to **** the goat,
she ****ed the goat to **** the dog,
she ****ed the dog to **** the cat,
she ****ed the cat to **** the bird,
she ****ed the bird to **** the spider
that ****ed and ****ed and ****ed inside her.
She ****ed the spider to **** the fly.
I don't know why she ****ed the fly.
Perhaps she'll ****.

Underneath the ****ing ****nut tree,
I ****ed her, and she ****ed me.
There she used to **** upon my ****,
Neath the ****ing ****nut tree.

Underneath the ****ing ****nut tree,
There she said she'd **** me.
Now, you ought to **** our family
Neath the ****ing ****nut tree!

Daisy, Daisy, give me your ****, do.
I'm half crazy all for the **** of you.
It won't be a stylish ****.
I can't afford **** ****.
But you'd look sweet upon the ****
Of a **** ***** **** two.

My **** lies over the ****
My **** lies over the ****
My **** lies over the ****
Oh **** **** my **** to me, to me!
**** ****, **** ****, oh **** **** my **** to me!

**** Roasting on an open fire
**** **** nipping at your ****
**** **** being **** by a choir
And folk **** **** **** Eskimoes
Everybody knows, a **** and some ****, help to **** the **** bright
**** **** with their eyes all aglow, will find it **** to **** tonight

Summertime, and the *****ing is *****,
Fish are ********,
And the *******is high,
Your daddy's *******, and your Momma's ****** ******ing
So ****** little *******, don't you *****

One of these fine mornings, I'm gonna wake up ********,
I'm gonna ******** my *******, and ****** *** *** ******
Until that fine morning, **********'s gonna ******* me
With Mommy and Daddy ********** ***.

When I **** up, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the **** who ****s up next to you
When I **** out, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the **** who ****s along with you
If I get ****, yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the **** who gets **** next to you
And if I ****, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the **** who's ****ing to you.

But I would **** 500 ****s
And I would **** 500 more
Just to be the **** who ****ed a 1000 ****
To **** down at your ****.

I wanna ****, I want to ****
I wanna tear down the ****s
That **** me inside.
I wanna reach out
And touch the ****
Where the ****s have no ****.

I wanna feel **** on my ****.
I see the ****-**** disappear
Without a ****.
I wanna **** ****
From the poison ****
Where the ****s have no ****