This is a musical round, with **** **** at the piano. Let's hear your songs, but carefully **** so as to avoid upsetting the ****, **** and **** who might be listening.
**** **** merrily on high, In **** the bells are ****ing **** **** verily the **** Is riven with ****-****ing. **************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****! **************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****! E'en so here below, below, Let ****le **** be swungen. And *-o, *-o, *-o, By p*****s and ****e ****en. **************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****! **************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****!
Oh I love to love But my baby just loves to ****, he wants to ****, he loves to ****, he's got to **** Oh I love to love, But there's no time for a romance, no no no-OH! Oh I love to love, but my baby just loves to ****
The minute The **** begins to **** it He's on his feet to shake it And **** the night away
Stop! I'm ****ing like a top We **** until we drop But if I have my way...
[Following Breadmaster's lead a while ago..] This is the **** all **** and **** That **** the man all **** and **** That **** the maiden all **** That **** the **** with the crumpled **** That tossed the dog That **** the cat That **** the rat That **** the malt That **** in the house that **** built.
I know an old lady who ****ed a cow. Don't ask me how, but she ****ed a cow! She ****ed the cow to **** the goat, she ****ed the goat to **** the dog, she ****ed the dog to **** the cat, she ****ed the cat to **** the bird, she ****ed the bird to **** the spider that ****ed and ****ed and ****ed inside her. She ****ed the spider to **** the fly. I don't know why she ****ed the fly. Perhaps she'll ****.