I know an old lady who ****ed a cow. Don't ask me how, but she ****ed a cow!
She ****ed the cow to **** the goat,
she ****ed the goat to **** the dog,
she ****ed the dog to **** the cat,
she ****ed the cat to **** the bird,
she ****ed the bird to **** the spider
that ****ed and ****ed and ****ed inside her.
She ****ed the spider to **** the fly.
I don't know why she ****ed the fly.
Perhaps she'll ****.

Underneath the ****ing ****nut tree,
I ****ed her, and she ****ed me.
There she used to **** upon my ****,
Neath the ****ing ****nut tree.

Underneath the ****ing ****nut tree,
There she said she'd **** me.
Now, you ought to **** our family
Neath the ****ing ****nut tree!

Daisy, Daisy, give me your ****, do.
I'm half crazy all for the **** of you.
It won't be a stylish ****.
I can't afford **** ****.
But you'd look sweet upon the ****
Of a **** ***** **** two.

My **** lies over the ****
My **** lies over the ****
My **** lies over the ****
Oh **** **** my **** to me, to me!
**** ****, **** ****, oh **** **** my **** to me!

**** Roasting on an open fire
**** **** nipping at your ****
**** **** being **** by a choir
And folk **** **** **** Eskimoes
Everybody knows, a **** and some ****, help to **** the **** bright
**** **** with their eyes all aglow, will find it **** to **** tonight