Oh I love to love
But my baby just loves to ****, he wants to ****, he loves to ****, he's got to ****
Oh I love to love,
But there's no time for a romance, no no no-OH!
Oh I love to love, but my baby just loves to ****

The minute
The **** begins to **** it
He's on his feet to shake it
And **** the night away

Stop!
I'm ****ing like a top
We **** until we drop
But if I have my way...

I gotta **** a little ****
A little **** to **** things over
I better **** between the ****
In case I **** it when I'm older

Now this **** I must ****
Feels like a **** upon my shoulders
Through the **** I see **** shine
It keeps me **** as **** grows colder

In my **** there's been ****-ache and pain
I don't know if I can **** it again
Can't **** now, I've ****ed so far
To **** this lonely ****

I wanna know what **** is
I want you to **** me
I wanna feel what **** is
I know you can **** me

[Following Breadmaster's lead a while ago..]
This is the **** all **** and ****
That **** the man all **** and ****
That **** the maiden all ****
That **** the **** with the crumpled ****
That tossed the dog
That **** the cat
That **** the rat
That **** the malt
That **** in the house that **** built.

I know an old lady who ****ed a cow. Don't ask me how, but she ****ed a cow!
She ****ed the cow to **** the goat,
she ****ed the goat to **** the dog,
she ****ed the dog to **** the cat,
she ****ed the cat to **** the bird,
she ****ed the bird to **** the spider
that ****ed and ****ed and ****ed inside her.
She ****ed the spider to **** the fly.
I don't know why she ****ed the fly.
Perhaps she'll ****.

Underneath the ****ing ****nut tree,
I ****ed her, and she ****ed me.
There she used to **** upon my ****,
Neath the ****ing ****nut tree.

Underneath the ****ing ****nut tree,
There she said she'd **** me.
Now, you ought to **** our family
Neath the ****ing ****nut tree!