Well, you can **** by the way I use my ****,
I'm a woman's ****: no time to ****.
Music loud and women ****, I've been ****ed around
since I was ****.
And now it's all ****. It's OK.
And you may **** the other way.
We can try to ****
the New **** ****s' effect on man.

I'm dreaming of a white ****
Just like the ones I used to ****
Where the **** glisten,
and **** listen,
to **** ****-**** in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a white ****
with every **** **** I ****
May your **** be merry, and bright,
and may all your **** be white.

And they called it **** love,
oh I guess they'll never know,
how a young **** really feels,
and why I love **** so.
And they called it **** love,
just because we're in our ****,
tell them ****,
please tell them it isn't ****,
to take away my only ****.
I **** each night,
my **** for you,
my **** are all in ****,
I **** and I pray that maybe someday,
you'll be back in my **** once again.
Someone **** me, **** me, please
- is the **** up ****?
How can I, how can I **** ****,
this is not a **** love?

Old Macdonald had a ****, *-*-*-*-*
And on this **** he had a ****, *-*-*-*-*
With a **** **** here, and a **** **** there,
Here a ****, there a ****, everywhere a **** ****
Old Macdonald had a ****, *-*-*-*-*.

When I'm a-****ing, I ***** my stuff, yeah I'm so ****** out.
I'm high as a ****, I just might stop to ***** you out.
Let me *** on, like I ******* in the ***
Let me *** on, big ***** I know you're the ****.....

Last Christmas I gave you my *****
But the very next day you **** it ****
This year, to save me from *****
I'll **** it to someone *******

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, and you really want to show it,

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

Two little boys had two little ****.
Each had a wooden ****.
Gaily they ****ed, each summer's day,
**** both, of course.
One little chap then had a mishap,
Broke off his ****'s ****.
**** for his ****, then **** with joy, as his young **** said...
"Did you think I would leave you ****ing, when there's room on my **** for two?
**** up here, we'll soon be ****ing, I can **** just as fast with two.
When we grow up, we'll both be ****s, and our **** will not be ****.
And I wonder if we'll ****, when we were two little ****?"

Once a jolly swagman ****ed by a Billabong Under the shade of a Coolabah tree And he sang as he ****ed and waited till his billy ****ed "Who'll come a-****ing Matilda with me?"

Aaaargh. I mean...

Once a jolly swagman ****ed by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he ****ed and waited till his billy ****ed
"Who'll come a-****ing Matilda with me?"

Frosty the **** was a jolly happy ****
With a corncob **** and a button **** and two **** made out of coal
Frosty the **** is a fairy**** they say
He was made of ****, but the children know how he came to **** one ****
There must have been some **** in that old **** **** they ****
For when they **** it on his **** he began to **** around
Frosty the **** was a**** as he could be
And the children say he could **** and ****
Just the same as **** and ****
Frosty the **** knew the **** was hot that day
So he said let's ****, and we'll have some fun now before I **** away
Down to the ****, with a **** in his hand,
****ing here and there all around the ****, saying **** me if you can
He **** them down the **** of ****, right to the **** cop, and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler ****
Frosty the **** had to hurry on his way
But he waved ****
Saying don't you ****
I'll be **** again some day
****ty **** ****
****ty **** ****
Look at Frosty go
****ty **** ****
****ty **** ****
Over the **** of ****

Rudolph, the ****-nosed ****
Had a very shiny ****
And if you ever saw it
You would even say **** ****.
All of the other reindeer
Used to **** and call him ****
They never let poor Rudolph
**** in any **** games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your **** so bright
Won't you **** my **** tonight?"
Then how the reindeer ****ed him
As they shouted out with ****
"Rudolph, the ****-nosed ****
you'll go down **** ****."

I'm dreaming of a **** ****
Just like the ones I used to ****
Where the treetops ****
and children ****
To **** **** **** in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a **** ****
With every **** **** I ****
May your **** be merry and ****
And may all your **** be ****.

*coughs slightly*

Good **** you, merry gentlemen
May nothing you ****.
Remember Christ our Saviour
Was **** on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's ****
When we were **** ****
O, **** **** comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
O, **** **** comfort and joy

****!, I need somebody,
****! Not just anybody
****! You know I need someone,
****!

While shepherds wash their **** by night All seated on the **** The **** of the **** came down And passed the **** around

"Will you **** a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail
There's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my ****.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all ****** !
They are ******* on the shingle - will you come and join the ***** ?"