If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, and you really want to show it,

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

Two little boys had two little ****.
Each had a wooden ****.
Gaily they ****ed, each summer's day,
**** both, of course.
One little chap then had a mishap,
Broke off his ****'s ****.
**** for his ****, then **** with joy, as his young **** said...
"Did you think I would leave you ****ing, when there's room on my **** for two?
**** up here, we'll soon be ****ing, I can **** just as fast with two.
When we grow up, we'll both be ****s, and our **** will not be ****.
And I wonder if we'll ****, when we were two little ****?"

Once a jolly swagman ****ed by a Billabong Under the shade of a Coolabah tree And he sang as he ****ed and waited till his billy ****ed "Who'll come a-****ing Matilda with me?"

Aaaargh. I mean...

Once a jolly swagman ****ed by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he ****ed and waited till his billy ****ed
"Who'll come a-****ing Matilda with me?"

Frosty the **** was a jolly happy ****
With a corncob **** and a button **** and two **** made out of coal
Frosty the **** is a fairy**** they say
He was made of ****, but the children know how he came to **** one ****
There must have been some **** in that old **** **** they ****
For when they **** it on his **** he began to **** around
Frosty the **** was a**** as he could be
And the children say he could **** and ****
Just the same as **** and ****
Frosty the **** knew the **** was hot that day
So he said let's ****, and we'll have some fun now before I **** away
Down to the ****, with a **** in his hand,
****ing here and there all around the ****, saying **** me if you can
He **** them down the **** of ****, right to the **** cop, and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler ****
Frosty the **** had to hurry on his way
But he waved ****
Saying don't you ****
I'll be **** again some day
****ty **** ****
****ty **** ****
Look at Frosty go
****ty **** ****
****ty **** ****
Over the **** of ****