When I'm a-****ing, I ***** my stuff, yeah I'm so ****** out.
I'm high as a ****, I just might stop to ***** you out.
Let me *** on, like I ******* in the ***
Let me *** on, big ***** I know you're the ****.....

Last Christmas I gave you my *****
But the very next day you **** it ****
This year, to save me from *****
I'll **** it to someone *******

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, and you really want to show it,

If you're [CENSORED] and you know it, shake your *****

Two little boys had two little ****.
Each had a wooden ****.
Gaily they ****ed, each summer's day,
**** both, of course.
One little chap then had a mishap,
Broke off his ****'s ****.
**** for his ****, then **** with joy, as his young **** said...
"Did you think I would leave you ****ing, when there's room on my **** for two?
**** up here, we'll soon be ****ing, I can **** just as fast with two.
When we grow up, we'll both be ****s, and our **** will not be ****.
And I wonder if we'll ****, when we were two little ****?"

Once a jolly swagman ****ed by a Billabong Under the shade of a Coolabah tree And he sang as he ****ed and waited till his billy ****ed "Who'll come a-****ing Matilda with me?"