Once a jolly swagman ****ed by a Billabong Under the shade of a Coolabah tree And he sang as he ****ed and waited till his billy ****ed "Who'll come a-****ing Matilda with me?"

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Once a jolly swagman ****ed by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he ****ed and waited till his billy ****ed
"Who'll come a-****ing Matilda with me?"

Frosty the **** was a jolly happy ****
With a corncob **** and a button **** and two **** made out of coal
Frosty the **** is a fairy**** they say
He was made of ****, but the children know how he came to **** one ****
There must have been some **** in that old **** **** they ****
For when they **** it on his **** he began to **** around
Frosty the **** was a**** as he could be
And the children say he could **** and ****
Just the same as **** and ****
Frosty the **** knew the **** was hot that day
So he said let's ****, and we'll have some fun now before I **** away
Down to the ****, with a **** in his hand,
****ing here and there all around the ****, saying **** me if you can
He **** them down the **** of ****, right to the **** cop, and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler ****
Frosty the **** had to hurry on his way
But he waved ****
Saying don't you ****
I'll be **** again some day
****ty **** ****
****ty **** ****
Look at Frosty go
****ty **** ****
****ty **** ****
Over the **** of ****

Rudolph, the ****-nosed ****
Had a very shiny ****
And if you ever saw it
You would even say **** ****.
All of the other reindeer
Used to **** and call him ****
They never let poor Rudolph
**** in any **** games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your **** so bright
Won't you **** my **** tonight?"
Then how the reindeer ****ed him
As they shouted out with ****
"Rudolph, the ****-nosed ****
you'll go down **** ****."

I'm dreaming of a **** ****
Just like the ones I used to ****
Where the treetops ****
and children ****
To **** **** **** in the snow.
I'm dreaming of a **** ****
With every **** **** I ****
May your **** be merry and ****
And may all your **** be ****.